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• ahmynuts Member Posts: 8,370 ★★★★★

  April 8

  Bro does not know what a damsel in distress looks like

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• Typhoon Member Posts: 1,897 ★★★★★

  April 8

  yo maybe she gets night terrors so that's why she's binded

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• BigPoppaCBONE Member Posts: 2,466 ★★★★★

  April 8

  ahmynuts said:

  Bro does not know what a damsel in distress looks like

  What? All she's missing is the chain mail and fur bikini and this could be a cover from any mass market sword and sorcery paperback called Slave-Witch of Shatharlan or something similarly hackneyed.

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• ViperOfChampion Member Posts: 591 ★★★

  April 8

  is it just me or doesn't it look like lumatrix is doing sussy stuff to spider-woman

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• Chiicc Member Posts: 256 ★★

  April 8

  Buzz off fly.I like it!
  Hope I can pull spidawoman. Been waiting for her

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• Newman0067 Member Posts: 198 ★★★

  April 8

  On the other hand, I don't think Manthing has ever looked more badass. Look at him taking on two champions like its nothing.

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• Sundance_2099 Member Posts: 3,673 ★★★★★

  April 9

  could be worse. Could be that notorious hentai cover from c. 2005 with Black Cat, Misty and a couple others on.

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• heehee Member Posts: 148 ★★

  April 9 edited April 9

  She looks like she's enjoying the moment

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• NoOnexRO Member Posts: 354 ★★★

  April 9

  To me, all her fingers look broken.

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• Skunkcabbage Member Posts: 519 ★★★

  April 9

  KingNubius said:

  I almost never make posts like this, but why on earth does Spider-Woman’s premiere loading screen have her looking like a weak and helpless damsel in distress. I hateeeeeee it; Free my sis pleaseee 😭 I know I can’t be the only one who feels this way lol.

  Last month Jean Grey was posing like she was sat on an invisible toilet, there's a pattern here somehow 😂

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• Skunkcabbage Member Posts: 519 ★★★

  April 9

  KingNubius said:

  I almost never make posts like this, but why on earth does Spider-Woman’s premiere loading screen have her looking like a weak and helpless damsel in distress. I hateeeeeee it; Free my sis pleaseee 😭 I know I can’t be the only one who feels this way lol.

  Here's the loading screens in case it helps the discussion 😅
  
  
  
  

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• captain_rogers Member Posts: 12,332 ★★★★★

  April 9

  Spiderwomen looks like she's been paralyzed

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• PT_99 Member Posts: 5,868 ★★★★★

  April 9

  Something something female heroes can't have multi dimensional demonic entities of their past haunt them in present that can ripple the entire world.
  
  Big L post,
  More the danger better the story is.

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• Xleb Member Posts: 687 ★★★

  April 9

  KingNubius said:

  I almost never make posts like this, but why on earth does Spider-Woman’s premiere loading screen have her looking like a weak and helpless damsel in distress. I hateeeeeee it; Free my sis pleaseee 😭 I know I can’t be the only one who feels this way lol.

  Honestly, these as many call them "strange themes" are canon for Spider-Woman. She is a spy, and Marvel likes to portray female spies as helpless and constrained (like bondage for Spider-Woman is it's not something strange anymore)
  
  

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• Halley Member Posts: 594 ★★★

  April 9

  I feel she'sss hot 😄

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• Sundance_2099 Member Posts: 3,673 ★★★★★

  April 9

  Xleb said:

  KingNubius said:

  I almost never make posts like this, but why on earth does Spider-Woman’s premiere loading screen have her looking like a weak and helpless damsel in distress. I hateeeeeee it; Free my sis pleaseee 😭 I know I can’t be the only one who feels this way lol.

  Honestly, these as many call them "strange themes" are canon for Spider-Woman. She is a spy, and Marvel likes to portray female spies as helpless and constrained (like bondage for Spider-Woman is it's not something strange anymore)
  
  

  Wonder Woman often got tied up in the Golden Age because William Marston was a bondage freak. It actually got to the point where the bosses told him to dial it back.

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• SirGamesBond Member Posts: 6,810 ★★★★★

  April 9 edited April 9

  Sundance_2099 said:

  Xleb said:

  KingNubius said:

  I almost never make posts like this, but why on earth does Spider-Woman’s premiere loading screen have her looking like a weak and helpless damsel in distress. I hateeeeeee it; Free my sis pleaseee 😭 I know I can’t be the only one who feels this way lol.

  Honestly, these as many call them "strange themes" are canon for Spider-Woman. She is a spy, and Marvel likes to portray female spies as helpless and constrained (like bondage for Spider-Woman is it's not something strange anymore)
  
  

  Wonder Woman often got tied up in the Golden Age because William Marston was a bondage freak. It actually got to the point where the bosses told him to dial it back.

  Well of course, she can't resist a good lasso.

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• Bugmat78 Member Posts: 2,519 ★★★★★

  April 9

  ViperOfChampion said:

  is it just me or doesn't it look like lumatrix is doing sussy stuff to spider-woman

  This was more my take lol

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