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Adopt a Carnage for just 10 cents a week

JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
edited April 2018 in General Discussion
For just 10 cents a week you can feed a lonely Carnage. Week after week, Carnage is passed up on duel targets. He never gets to see an AQ node. Bested by 132 Sentinels, Carnage sits alone in a room under the stairs. His angry Kabam caretakers are just as ashamed of him as we are. He is treated unfairly day after day. Please open your pockets to feed this poor homely child of Kabam. He looks to the sky...not for answers...but in hopes a fly lands on his eye so he can finally fight something. I am a member of a proud, semi-elite force of R4 5* Carnage’s. As I wait for the buff I wonder how my prized champ is doing on the other side of the battle realm. He waits for his buff, but it never comes. Is Kabam waiting for the venom movie to take action on their unloved child? We shall wait and see....day by day...week by week....we hope.

Comments

  • KDSuperFlash10KDSuperFlash10 Posts: 5,869 ★★★★★
    I really hope they buff Carnage in the next update like how they did for Sentry
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    The great Carnage tragedy of 2017 will not be forgotten .... never forget!
  • MarriMarri Posts: 260 ★★
    I loved the fly comment
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    Bump! We will not be silenced!
  • CockatealCockateal Posts: 42
    edited April 2018
    I only have enough for 9 cents a week, umm... can you do 10 percent off?
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    Cockateal wrote: »
    I only have enough for 9 cents a week, umm... can you do 10 percent off?
    9 cents is a far greater amount than Kabam has invested in him. This starved child - apparently the result of an affair - deserves anything you can donate. Thank you for your generosity and love to the ‘unloved’...
  • CockatealCockateal Posts: 42
    JEbert wrote: »
    Cockateal wrote: »
    I only have enough for 9 cents a week, umm... can you do 10 percent off?
    9 cents is a far greater amount than Kabam has invested in him. This starved child - apparently the result of an affair - deserves anything you can donate. Thank you for your generosity and love to the ‘unloved’...

    Dang it!
  • rockykostonrockykoston Posts: 1,505 ★★★★
    I honestly cannot think of another champ that loses an arena match for me. Guess I play as **** as the champ is.

    (Fyi, I lose matches with mordo/karnak as well , mostly when in half asleep)
  • NeowantsyouNeowantsyou Posts: 198 ★★
    He's also known as Carnage The Fidget Spinner.
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    I honestly cannot think of another champ that loses an arena match for me. Guess I play as **** as the champ is.

    (Fyi, I lose matches with mordo/karnak as well , mostly when in half asleep)

    Carnage has given up on life...he’d be happier if he was never born into this realm of mcoc.

  • DarkestDestroyerDarkestDestroyer Posts: 2,870 ★★★★★
    Even if buffed he would still get smoked by Blade 😂
  • rockykostonrockykoston Posts: 1,505 ★★★★
    JEbert wrote: »
    I honestly cannot think of another champ that loses an arena match for me. Guess I play as **** as the champ is.

    (Fyi, I lose matches with mordo/karnak as well , mostly when in half asleep)

    Carnage has given up on life...he’d be happier if he was never born into this realm of mcoc.

    The only way he could get better is if he inflicts bleed and stacks those buffs rapidly.

    I fail to understand why I have pulled like 4 Carnage (4*) till now in my 5 months of gameplay. It's almost like kabam knows and throws KK and Carnage at people for spinning the Crystal.
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    Ah yes, another blade post! Thanks for contributing with a fact that we’ve never heard! How dare you post about Blade in front of Carnage...he already has esteem issues!!!
  • rockykostonrockykoston Posts: 1,505 ★★★★
    He's also known as Carnage The Fidget Spinner.

    Best comment so far, ahahaha!!
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
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  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    Break me from these chains!!! Another Blade comment and I’ll seriously vomit...
  • CYBERBEASTCYBERBEAST Posts: 21
    Buff a sabertooth save a wolverine. We finally have a sabertooth lets make him the new blade!!!!!
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    CYBERBEAST wrote: »
    Buff a sabertooth save a wolverine. We finally have a sabertooth lets make him the new blade!!!!!
    Woah woah woah! Carnage thread my friend! What is this nonsense?
  • CYBERBEASTCYBERBEAST Posts: 21
    Sabertooth is the new carnage.
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    Let’s not forget the old carnage - he stays hidden in all content.
  • CYBERBEASTCYBERBEAST Posts: 21
    But shall we also focus on the new carnage......el saber d's tooth. Let's buff these poor creatures before they die out.
  • JEbertJEbert Posts: 157
    Bump - Carnage threads unite!!
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