A Summoner And His Champions (collective thread)

As suggested, I'm making a thread to contain all my conversations I have with my champions as we muddle through this contest.

I wrote two others earlier. They can be found here:

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116851/my-battle-with-uc-diablo#latest

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116861/venom-and-i-have-a-heart-to-heart-talk#latest

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myPUNCAKE

Love the stuff, keep them coming!

Hamin

Ok. Everyone's free for a bit. More Act 5 exploring.

Venom: Oh yay. Everyone's free. I'll go sit over here with Morningstar.

6* Juggs: And me!

Morningstar: Ew. Don't bring Juggs over here.

Venom: Juggs get back over by the 4*s. Hang out with your own PI.

Venom, I'm not liking this attitude.

Domino: Are you going to post this on the forum again?

Yeah, why?

Dom: You made me sound like a complete ##### last time.

Woah! Language!

Captain America: THANK YOU!

Dom: What? Since when has language been a problem?

Since I started posting these on the forum. I got flagged for it last time. I have to keep it PG.

Dom: [CENSORED]

Domino, you know good and well I can't post that.

Dom: It's historical fact. It happened... ok, what can we say?

Ummm. Damn, hell, piss, ass... I'm pretty sure I can't take God's name in vain either.

Thor: What do I have to do with this?

Dom: You're an atheist...

Yeah but...

Captain America WWII: Wait, what? You don't believe in God?

CA: It's sad, WWII. A lot of things have changed in the in the 21st century.

Captain America Infinity War: Christ, you guys are so lame.

CA: Ever since you grew that beard, you've changed.

CAIW: Change is good. When was the last time your old ass saw something besides the arena?

Thor: I like the beard.

Y'all shut up. Trying to make a team here.

Star Lord: You know... I'm not just for AQ, right? I am your first r4.

Luke Cage: Awww, what's the matter, Lil Pete? Feeling inadequate?

SL: #### you, Luke. Ever since your buff, you've been full of yourself.

X-23: I've been full of him too.

LC: [CENSORED]

Ok, yeah. That's definitely being edited out.

CAWWII: Luke, what does the British Broadcasting Corporation have to do with anything?

You know, what? #### this.

CA: Language.

<closes MCoC>

Hamin

Any suggestions?

Hammerbro_64

Nerd Fight including Beast Stark Strange Modok etc.

Duke_Silver

LMAO that got me right at the end 😂

Reverend_Ruckus

I love this

Hamin

Hammerbro_64 wrote: »

Nerd Fight including Beast Stark Strange Modok etc.

That could work. I'll be thinking of something.

Rehan010_

I want to see the AW Defense conversation you know like some champions was in defense but now they are not

Hamin

Oh ####. T4b is up. Let's see... sort... 5*s... hero rating...

Kamala Kahn: Morning, Z.

Shutup. No one's talking to you. *takes a big sigh* T4B is up.

Hulkbuster: Woohoo, I get to fight.

Let's get through the first 5 fights, so I can go ahead and start using my r3s, 4s and 5s.

Sabretooth: Five. Singular.

Killmonger: STFU, ST. Why do you always have to make sure we know you're r5?.

Captain America: Language, guys. Remember Z is posting this on the forum.

KM: I thought acronyms were ok?

Yeah, I think they are.

Beast: Initialism

KM: Do what?

Beast: That's an initialism not an acronym. You don't say "stuff-fu". You say the letters.

KM: WTF?

Beast: That's an initialism. You say acronyms. Like SCUBA, NATO OR LASER.

KM: There is no way "laser" is an acronym.

Beast: Light Amplified by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

KM: Horse#### you just made that up.

Are we really having this conversation right now? I haven't even picked a team yet, and y'all are already annoying the hell out of me.

ST: sig 200

KM: [CENSORED]

Dammit, KM. Seriously. Watch your mouth. All right... Cap... IP... and... ummm... Civil Warrior.

Captain America: I'm ready to fight for you, Z. These guys won't know what hit them. You want me to sp1 or save up and knock 'em cookoo with my sp2?

*deep sigh* Cap... I don't care. This is the first fight. I could literally slap my #### on the screen and win.

Domino: You have to be able to reach the screen first.

Domino, how are you even talking? 6*s aren't allowed in here.

Dom: Popular demand.

Go do something else. Ok... Let's get this fight over with.

<fight>

CA: Z! Z! Did you see that? Perfect fight. Parry. 5 hit. Eat my shield! Oh, you want a jump kick? Here you go. Stunned! Winner!

Yes, Cap. Congratulations. You beat a 3* Hood. I'm impressed. Moving on.

CA: Quick! Refresh me. I'm ready to kick some butt.

Cap, you know you only get one fight. Go sit down or I'm going to skip you in t1a. *takes a shot*

Venom: Little early for that isn't it, Alcoholics Anonymous?

*shakes head* Oh god... Let's see. Beast, BP... and... Phoenix.

Black Panther: You usually pick Storm.

Storm is r3 now.

BP: The hell?

Venom: Yeah, she was the recipient of Alcoholics Anonymous' drunken rank up.

Beast: You should seek help, Z.

<fight>

Two down. Three to go. *takes shot*

Venom: Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Keep it up.

Hawkeye, Hulk, Juggs. Let's go.

Hawkeye: You know I'm actually really good, right?

Huh?

HE: Just saying. You always skip me on rank ups.

Hulk: Purple Arrow cry like baby after each rank up.

HE: I don't cry. I just don't understand.

*takes shot* Oh #### that burns. Look... Clint... I'll think about it. Right now, I'm just trying to get through these 5 fights.

Hulk: Purple Arrow not duped.

HE: I don't need a dupe. I'm that good.

Venom: Shot?

Yep. *takes shot*

<fight>

NC, Yondu, AA. Let's go.

Archangel: Z?

Jesus Christ. What?

AA: What happened to us? We used to be so close. I remember when I first came out you immediately r5ed my 4* and used a gem and stones on me. Now, I'm sitting at r1 and being used as arena fodder.

ST: You aren't the top mutant anymore.

AA: #### off, ST. You're only good because of KM.

ST: Eat ####. I don't need him. I'm awesome by myself.

Venom: I can pour it for you.

<fight>

Holy ####. One more. Miles, Spider-Gwen, Rhino. Let's go.

Dom: lolwut? Are you drunk?

Yes.

Miles: This isn't going to end well.

<fight>

Spider-Gwen: Z! I'm sorry. So so so sorry. My sp1 just wasn't hitting. And, I kept trying to do my heavy, but it kept missing.

Rhino: Yeah, and my unblockable wouldn't proc.

Dom: lol. Wait. You lost? Ah hahahahahaha.

I hate every single one of you.

<closes MCoC>

jkcjmiji

@Hamin HAHAHAHA I was actually having a laugh at work reading this. This is a good stuff.

XxLoganTDCxX

Make one about all the trash champs coming together and making an army or something

Championcritic

Make one where the lower star neglected champs gather together and try to riot against the summoner for being ignored.

Hamin

Ok. What next?

AWD conversation?
Or old AWD champs complaining?

Hamin

@RichTheMan

Any requests?

85_widereciever

champs talking while on AWD

XxLoganTDCxX

@Hamin old awd champs
Congrats on 900 posts!

Hamin

XxLoganTDCxX wrote: »

@Hamin old awd champs
Congrats on 900 posts!

Haha, didn't even notice.

And, I'm thinking of a few things for AWD.

Honestly, the stuff just writes itself.

The_Soul_Assassin

This is great; please keep it going

Hamin

The_Soul_Assassin wrote: »

This is great; please keep it going

I will.

I need some more ideas for future episodes.

I'm working on the AWD one.

Hamin

All right. Team meeting.

Venom: How you feeling there, slick? Just wake up?

Domino: I'm surprised he woke up all.

I'm fine. Listen. This is serious. I just got a message from an admin. No more cussing.

Dom: [CENSORED]

Dagblastit, Domino. What did I just say?

Venom: Dagblastit?

I'm improvising, Ok?

Void: We rarely have bloody sentences where there isn't cussing.

Venom: What are you British now?

Void: [CENSORED]

Sabretooth: Oh that's going to go over well.

Venom: So... just PG stuff right?

Yes. Just PG stuff. Except the c-word. Can't say that.

Killmonger: Well no... ummm... kidding... this is actually kinda hard.

Not that one. The one that means poop.

Beast: The one that came from the guy that invented the toilet?

Yeah... I... I guess.

Domino: Are you serious?

Yep. The forum even auto-filters it out.

Masacre: Can I cuss in Spanish, Jefe?

No. What? No.

Omega Red: Vhat about Russian?

Is that a real question?

Red Skull: Ja, can I drop bombs in German?

Was that supposed to be a pun? And, the answer is a big resounding NO.

Domino: This is going to be interesting.

Look. We can do this. Its not hard. Just watch your mouth. I've got to do placement for AWD. C'mon, guys.

Pedrof6

This is my new drug, and I need more! You are incredible.

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Hamin

AWD placement time. Not cussing is going to be a challenge.

Domino: We going with the normal group?

No, I have to make a few changes. Axe wants me to replace a few for diversity. Plus, he said no more r3s.

Drax: Z!

No. Nope. I'm not doing this. I'm not going to have this conversation.

Drax: Z!

No.

Drax: Z!

What, Drax? Christ almighty... what?

Drax: If you place Gamora, Quill, Groot, the rat and me on defense our synergies will crush the enemy. It will be like having rank 4s.

Dude... synergies haven't worked on AWD for like 2 years. Where have you been?

Drax: I do not understand your question. I have been right here in your roster.

No... god... *rubs forehead* Drax, it was a rhetorical question.

Drax: Well, I cannot answer his question. Who is this Rhetorical? Is he the new champion for this month.

My god...

Drax: I would like to meet this Rhetorical and duel him.

Rhetorical isn't a guy, Drax.

Drax: Rhetorical is a woman's name?

*double facepalms* no... no, Drax. Rhetorical isn't a woman. Rhetorical isn't a person.

Drax: Rhetorical is a species? Are they invading? Is this the new Event Quest?

Yes, Drax. Yes. Ok? The Rhetoricals are invading.

Drax: Then I shall ready my blades for their invasion. I'll crush every Rhetorical with my bare hands.

Rocket: Wow, Z. You really fell into that one.

Drax: Ha! Ha! I love watching people fall. *turns to Rocket* Rat, I did not see him fall. Was it funny?

Rocket: Yeah, buddy. Hilarious.

Goldpool: Hey, Z? Is Leia a Disney Princess?

Gwenpool: I say she is.

What does this have to do with AWD? This is asinine.

Captain America: Language.

Asinine isn't...

Goldpool: That would make Luke a Disney Prince, right?

Gwenpool: Kylo Ren too. He would be a Disney Prince.

Goldpool: What about Han? Would be a Prince?

Gwenpool: Psylocke, you're British. Is that how it works?

Psylocke: Yes, Han would be a prince.

Thor: Wait, am I a Disney Prince?

Captain America Infinity War: Looks like it.

Angela: So, Hela and I are Disney Princesses?

Loki: How does this work for me? Am I still a Disney Prince even though I was adopted?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE SHUT UP! *takes a deep breath* No more prince or princess talk. AWD. Remember?

Venom: I assume you want to "save" me, right?

Yeah, I might need you for AWA if the opponent places a lot of techs.

Void: Oh I see how it is.

Void, KM, ST, go sit by Venom. Y'all are AWA. Luke, SL, Laura, go sit over there too. Y'all are in AQ.

Masacre: What about me, Jefe?

Sure. Go over there too.

Domino: AWD?

Yes, Domino. I'm getting there. You and Hype come over here... Sparky too.

Venom: Wow. You're actually doing that again.

Sparky: Powershield, bruh.

Venom: Oh... yeah. So very, very. Effective. How many kills did you get?

Morningstar: Z, since I'm your last r4 and Juggs is your last 6*, I assume we're going on defense?

Well...

Venom: Oh this is going to be good.

You see... You're not a very good defender anymore. You and Juggs kinda have to be duped.

MS: What? My sp2 is awesome.

Yeah... just not anymore. You becoming the AQ mini kinda destroyed that.

Hulkbuster: So, me and Red Skull are back on defense?

No, not exactly...

HB: What? Why?

Domino: Because y'all suck.

Yes. What Domino said.

HB: I don't suck. I got a kill. Once.

Korg and IMIW, let's go. And that's it. Done.

HB: Now wait just a damn minute. They are r5 4*s.

Killmonger: Is "damn" PG?

Sabretooth: Yeah, I think do. Shrek was PG and said "damn".

Venom: Beethoven too. It was PG and said it.

Gwenpool: Oh remember Harry and the Hendersons? It was PG. But, it had a lot of cussing.

Beast: I love that movie.

Deadpool: Well Beastmaster was PG and it had boobies in it.

KM: Yeah, but wasn't that before Temple of Doom and Gremlins forced a new PG-13 rating?

Deadpool: Yeah, maybe. I don't remember.

[CENSORED]

Domino: I assume you're editing out what you just said?

Hamin

For some reason my next installment needs mod approval.

It will be posted after it's approved.

Tiger360

Hamin wrote: »

For some reason my next installment needs mod approval.

It will be posted after it's approved.

I mean it is entertaining but your spamming it a bit lol

Hamin

Tiger360 wrote: »

Hamin wrote: »

For some reason my next installment needs mod approval.

It will be posted after it's approved.

I mean it is entertaining but your spamming it a bit lol

It's all in one topic.

Hamin

I'll give it a break for a bit if people think it's spam.

Prime_Saviour02

It's not spam at all, I love this post keep them coming 😎

It's better than reading nerf this, my new champ needs to be buffed, why isn't {insert champ} immune to? Threads.

Rockypantherx

This is great. Honestly, great job