A Summoner And His Champions (collective thread)

As suggested, I'm making a thread to contain all my conversations I have with my champions as we muddle through this contest.

I wrote two others earlier. They can be found here:

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116851/my-battle-with-uc-diablo#latest

https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116861/venom-and-i-have-a-heart-to-heart-talk#latest

Comments

Hamin

Lurker wrote: »

up vote for the pre-12.0 4* gods sitting around the break room reminiscing.

best content on the forum!

All right. This shall be my next one.

Hamin

Thor: So... then I was like... orly Kang? You want another stun? BAM! Sp1! Stun, armor break. Then my hammer totally crushed him.

Doctor Strange: Hey man... don't forget who cleared the paths to get you there. *points to himself* This guy.

Thor: That's ma man! *fist bump*

Killmonger: What are you noobs talking about?

DS: Noobs? Listen here, son... long before you came along, Thor, Black Widow, Wanda and me were the go-tos. We were awesome.

KM: *sips his coffee* Uh huh. So, what happened?

Black Widow: The Event 12

Venom: That's new...

Iron Fist: Yeah, The Contest changed after that.

Scarlet Witch: Doc, BW, IF, Thor and me all had our powers drastically reduced.

DS: We were that damn awesome.

Star Lord: I got nerfed too... but, I'm still relevant and not sitting around a table talking about my past.

BW: What? Nerfed? You got capped at 400 hits. Big deal. I don't know anyone that could take that kind of pounding, anyway.

X23: I could.

Luke Cage: That's my girl.

Thor: You should have seen me... I could take down Realm of Legends Winter Soldier in like 10 hits.

Bucky: You took down RoL me in 10 hits?

Thor: Well... no... not me personally... I saw a video.

SW: Like Z could ever manage that... he can barely dex heavy attacks.

Venom: Y'all better watch it. You never know when he might be listening.

BW: Pffft, who cares? It's not like he's going to sell us. He's too concerned about his stupid rating.

Venom: Oh I'm not talking about selling. I'm talking about RDTing you.

KM: The hell is RDTing?

Bucky: Rank Down Tickets. Summoners got a bunch after 12.0.

DS: The Event 12.

SW: STFU, Venom. You're so full of BS. RDTs don't exist anymore.

Venom: Oh, but they do... Z showed me his inventory. He's just waiting for the right time.

Domino: *whispers to Venom* You're such a jackass. I love it. *slaps Venom's butt*

Bucky: Well that was weird and disturbing...

Venom: ...I... ummm... yeah... RDTs.

DS: I got RDTed.

BW: Me too.

Thor: Me as well.

KM: Better watch it, Wanda... Z may be needing those t4bs.

IF: Well, I don't have to worry. I'm a 5*.

Venom: Nah, bruh. He's got 5* RDTs too.

WTF guys? Why is everyone in here? Get your asses back to arena.

IF: Yes sir, Z, sir. We're coming.

SW: Z... need anything? I can get it for you.

The hell is going on?

Stingerbk

I laughed so had at the point venom said "I don't speak licence plate. "😂😂😂

Stingerbk

Championcritic wrote: »

Do one where the roster is watching you trying to open korg featured crystals, and betting on whether you'll get 5* korg. Just like watching a live soccer match.

Yeah do this one next 😂

XxLoganTDCxX

These are great. Keep up the great work Hamin!

Hamin

Glad everyone could make it. We've got several things on the agenda, so let's try and get through this as painlessly as possible. * shuffles papers* Ok... 1, 2 and 3*s, y'all don't need to be here. Go play... or something.

1*Juggs: Z, can we watch Paw Patrol?

Yeah, that's fine.

2* Juggs: No, I wanna watch Dora.

*makes a weird face* Dora? Really?

Masacre: Yeah, Jefe. Dora teaches the little ones about maps... and animals... and Spanglish.

Just what I need... Juggs speaking Spanglish.

3* Juggs: Z!

*sighs* What?

3*Juggs: I don't wanna watch those baby shows. Can we watch Teen Titans Go!?

Dammit. Yes, I don't care.

4* Juggs: Z.

Holy s...

4* Juggs: Can I watch the videos on MODOK's browser history?

Yes... just clean up afterwards.

5*Juggs: Hey, Z.

Mother...

Captain America: LANGUAGE!

5* Juggs: Can I play Fortnite with the Mags and Cyclopes?

Please, go do that...

6* Juggs: Ummm, Z?

Oh Jesus Christ.

6*Juggs: Can I watch Paw Patrol?

*deep, deep sigh while gripping forehead* Yes... yes. Ok? Go.

Domino: I still can't believe you have 6 of him...

Ok... can we move forward? As you may or may not have noticed, we have new addition. This is our newest 6*... ummm... Professor Squid.

Doc Ock: Actually, my name is...

The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Thank you, Dwayne.

The Rock: No problem, Z.

Killmonger: TF is going on?

Venom: Guest character?

Hyperion: Wait, did Disney buy WWE?

Sabretooth: Did they?

Bucky: Dude... Z... I hope you pull Undertaker. Man is a legend.

Mas: No way, Amigo... we need Rey Mysterio.

Venom: Taker would be awesome.

CA: Please... those guys are nothing. Gimme Hulk Hogan any day. *sings* I AM A REAL AMERICAN!

Void: Hogan is trash.

CA: Watch your mouth! Wrestling wouldn't be what it is without him.

Void: Yeah, yeah, yeah... blah, blah, blah. He was instrumental in the 80s and early 90s. So what? The Attitude Era defined wrestling. Rock, Taker, Triple-H, Stone Cold.

Venom: Void makes a good point.

OMFG... No, Disney didn't buy WWE. I just like The Rock.

The Rock: I like you too, Z.

Thanks, Dwayne. Now... can everyone please STFU? Ok? We good?

Venom: Ready to roll, fearless leader.

As I was saying... Squidward here will be joining Bucky as the leader of B-Team... if Bucky is on AWA, Void will join him.

Bucky: Sounds good.

Which brings us to C-Team... I had to make some changes. C-Team will be Cap Infinity War, Gulk, Proxima, Neb and Bobby.

Gulk: What "C" stand for?

The hell? C... it stands for C.

Gulk: That not make sense.

Bobby: Oh... how about "Cool Team"?

CAIW: Lame. It should be "Cap's Team".

Gulk: No! It be "Kick-Ass Team".

That doesn't even start with a C.

Gulk: It sound like C.

CAIW: I like it.

Fine. Jesus, Mary and Joseph... C-Team is Kick-Ass team... because why not?

Welderofortune2

Why is CAIW on C team?

Hamin

Welderofortune2 wrote: »

Why is CAIW on C team?

He's r3 right now.

Hamin

Y'all want another battle? Like I did for Diablo?

85_widereciever

I dont know if youve done the collector but maybe you could do that

Championcritic

Hamin wrote: »

Y'all want another battle? Like I did for Diablo?

Do it for uncollected red hulk then collector haha

rcm2017

@Hamin awesome posts mate, a refresh from the usual serious stuff in forums, too funny. Keep them coming, apart from compensation announcements your posts are the only exciting thing in forums now. Lol 😊

Hamin

rcm2017 wrote: »

@Hamin awesome posts mate, a refresh from the usual serious stuff in forums, too funny. Keep them coming, apart from compensation announcements your posts are the only exciting thing in forums now. Lol 😊

Wow. I'm flattered. Seriously. Thank you for the compliment.

Hamin

Championcritic wrote: »

Hamin wrote: »

Y'all want another battle? Like I did for Diablo?

Do it for uncollected red hulk then collector haha

Collector maybe.

I feel Rulk would be too similar to Diablo.

Championcritic

@Hamin hmm how about UC modok? It's not every day you see a modok with a perma-on shield

godsquad891

@hamin you could do like Diablo being the devils drink monkey trying to roofie bw or something that would be quite hilarious

DrownedGod

Keep these coming! Also...

Hamin wrote: »

Gulk: What "C" stand for?

The hell? C... it stands for C.

As the parent of a toddler, C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

Lurker

LMAO

XxLoganTDCxX

Maybe you could make one where the cast tries to make black bolt talk and Z has to find his champs and return them home due to BB's yell.

GhostRooster

Tiger360 wrote: »

Hamin wrote: »

For some reason my next installment needs mod approval.

It will be posted after it's approved.

I mean it is entertaining but your spamming it a bit lol

You don’t understand spam then. This isn’t it. Spam is much less tasty.

@Hamin dude keep it up. love this stuff. Breaks up the stupid on the forums.

👻🐓

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GhostRooster

Haji_Saab wrote: »

Do the Domino "nerfs"

It’s not a nerf! LoL. I bet she’d be pissed!

Hamin

GhostRooster wrote: »

Haji_Saab wrote: »

Do the Domino "nerfs"

It’s not a nerf! LoL. I bet she’d be pissed!

Now I have to do this one lol

Avengerboy99

@Hamin You are a legend my friend. Your thread is in my favourites. Amazing work man.

Hamin

Avengerboy99 wrote: »

@Hamin You are a legend my friend. Your thread is in my favourites. Amazing work man.

Thank you for the kind words. That keep me motivated

I will try and update regularly.

As an FYI, to everyone, I try to keep the characters and situations as close to my personal game experience as possible. As I play, I start thinking of funny conversations and situations.

This seems to be the best inspiration... that is, adapting stories based on my actual experience.

Colonaut123

Another AWD meeting

Alright guys...

BW: And gals!

Alright guys and gals, it is AWD time.

Thor: Stop! Hammer time!

No, Thor, you're still unduped and R3.

Thor: Uprank me!

No, I don't have the cosmic iso to get you to 40/40 nor the t4b catalysts. Not even for you, Johnny.

*GR puffs and sets the chair on fire*

*Iceman extinguishes it*

Iceman: Luckily you awakened me, right, Colo?

Yeah, awakened not duped.

*Iceman pouts*

Alright, I'm going to make some changes. Ultron and Blade: you're out.

Blade: What! *puts sun glasses down*

I need you in quests and you're still not duped.

Blade: Yeah, I'm awesome.

*Hyperion eyerolls*

Blade: Hush it, fake Superman.

Yeah, you're still in, Hyperion. Taskmaster, you replace Blade.

Taskmaster: Me?

Yeah you, since you 5* got duped me you concuss so that's annoying.

Blade: Annoying, not awesome like me. I shoot like a boss.

Taskmaster: I've a gun to, I'll show it.

Blade: Bring it on, skullface! *unzips*

Storm: Guys, stop the locker room talk. There are women here!

Ultron: Speak for yourself, Storm. Tony and Bruce didn't even give me anything.

Guys, stop! Ultron, you're fine as you're.

Ultron: I'm marvellous.

No, you're just my best tech so far.

Iceman: Ergo, you're pathetic.

*Blade rofl's*

Vision AoU: But I thought I was your best tech...?

Well, your performance is disappointing. You're a slow killer.

Vision AoU: But I got the Mind Stone!

Blame Kabam for not giving you the ability to phase or incinerate.

Guys back to the essence. Ultron needs replacement.

MODOK: *evil laugh* My time has come!

Yeah MODOK, I'm going to test you.

Storm: But he's not even R4. And an egghead.

MODOK: I'm actually a potato head.

Juggernaut: Better than a bucket head.

Hulk Ragnarok: HULK SMASH BUCKETS!

I believe MODOK is fine as a R3. His health pool and auto-block should do the trick.

Loki: Did anyone said 'trick'?

Thor: Brother, you're a laughing stock.

Loki: You're only R3 because you was his first cosmic.

Corvus: When will I get an uprank?

GR: Wait in line, extraterrestrial leprechaun.

Corvus: want to meet my glaive, skeleton?

GR: I've class advantage, Thanos lap dog.

Blade: Oh SNAP! Here my sunglasses! #THUGLIFE

*GR and Blade high-fives*

Alright folks, this settles it all. Taskmaster, Hyperion, MODOK, Storm and Mephisto in AWD.

Mephisto: Every war you curse you can't use me in AWA.

That's true, Mephisto, but you give me kills to. Besides, I already have my team.

Iceman: Yeah, me, Red Hulk and Killmonger.

Sabretooth: Rawr, why did you rank-me up if you're not going to use me in war?

I'm waiting for Omega Red or Void, my furry friend. Also, you have a sustainability problem unawakened which Iceman and Red Hulk don't have.

Red Hulk: Yeah, I'm a loyal soldier, the first 4* among 4*, the breaker of Hulks...

Hulk Ragnarok: HULK SMASH ROSS!

Red Hulk: Hush, infant-brain.

Killmonger: I'm so tired to be among these peasants.

3* BP CW: I'm the king of Wakanda.

Killmonger: Whatever...

End of the meeting.

Archangel442

You doing one for dungeons?

Hamin

Archangel442 wrote: »

You doing one for dungeons?

Working on it.

I've been doing dungeons with random people to get some inspiration.

Championcritic

@Hamin How did you get chat banned? or whatever the jail profile means

Hamin

*over the PA system*
I need all r3s and up to report to the meeting room.

Killmonger: What does he want now?

Void: Hopefully, he's letting us know he quit.

*Everyone files in*
Hey guys. Got a few things to discuss. First, as you can tell, we have a new r3. T'Challa, say hey.

Black Panther: Hello everyone... Glad to be here.

Elektra: Oh Z...

Captain America Infinity War: Z... dude.

Venom: *laughs hysterically*

Sabretooth: Damn, Z. Does Clint know?

Venom: *rofling*

I'm not overly concerned. That snowflake needs more ass calluses anyway.

Domino: You have got to be the biggest a-hole I've ever met.

I get that a lot.

Void: *laughing with Venom* You know, Z. Most of the time I don't like you, but this is pretty epic.

Sparky: savage af bruh

So, yeah. BP will start rotation on the C and D Team.

Gulk: Kick-Ass Team.

*glares at Gulk*

Ok... next. From now on, Bucky is going to be a pirate. He's Buckybeard the Winter Pirate.

Buckybeard: Yarrr?

Void: You've officially lost your GD mind.

Buckybeard: Why me be a pirate, matey?

Because I want you to be a pirate.

Venom: Ummm... Z? Have you been seeing the therapist?

Well... here's the thing...

Domino: Explains so much.

No really... I was going. We were making some breakthroughs. Apparently, I'm rude, anti-social, lack empathy, sexist, misogynistic and maybe racist. We didn't get that far.

Venom: And you were paying here to tell you this? You could've been like, "Hey Venom, what's wrong with me?"

Yeah, I know. And I started to realize this... I also saw she didn't like me, so this past time I wanted to see what it would take to trigger her.

Domino: Glad to know therapy worked...

KM: Oh god... what did you do?

I asked her if she got her degree online or from the Culinary Arts Institute since that's the only place women are allowed to go.

Buckybeard: Shiver me timbers!

She told me to leave and to not come back. So, I called her "E.T. with a wig".

Venom: Huh?

Yeah, you know when Drew Barrymore is playing dress up with E.T. and he comes out in a wig? That's what she looks like.

ST: You're the first person I've ever known to get fired by a therapist.

Just another notch in my belt.

Domino: If we petition Kabam, do you they can reassign us to another summoner on the grounds you're a bat#### crazy lunatic?

Not likely. You're stuck with me, toots. But yeah, the main reason I called this meeting.

Void: ...can't wait...

So, next month's EQ. This is potentially what we're doing. I say potentially because I have to gauge interest. So, after we do UC and then go to master, I'm going to start a CYOA on the forums starring all of us.

Venom: Cover... your... own ass?

No. Choose your own adventure. The forum would make decisions for me during the master quest... which path... who to use... things like that.

Void: Yep. GD mind is gone.