**Mastery Loadouts**
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Due to issues related to the release of Mastery Loadouts, the "free swap" period will be extended.
We have not set an end-date for the new period, but we will update this banner when we have more information.
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Nooooooi keep going
Hmmmm, this gives me an idea. Lol thanks.
Before that, I'm going to make a cast introduction for those just joining.
This is the main cast. There are other champions involved in the lunacy, but these are the most prevalent.
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1) Summoner Zzyzx
"Z" is foul mouthed and a bad influence on everyone. This beer drinking, chain smoking redneck from the bayou entered the contest nearly three years ago.
While he's not an unskilled summoner, he's not particularly skilled either. He gets his champs knocked out... a lot. His champions agree it's his egregious alcohol consumption to blame; however, Z disagrees.
He's grown jaded and grumpy over the years. His therapist suggested he should share his day-to-day ramblings of him with his team of nit-wits as a catharsis for his frustration.
It isn't working.
2) Venom
Often serving as "The Voice of Reason", Venom is one of Z's oldest champions but his newest r4 5*.
While Venom does try to keep the team at an even keel, he has been known to instigate matters for his own amusement.
3) Domino
Quick and witty, Domino has little patience with Z and the other champions. She is the "smartass" of the roster, often resorting to direct insults or passive aggressive quips.
4) Sabretooth
ST is Z's "golden child". Being the only r5 5* on the roster, he feels superior to the other champions.
Usually calm and collective, ST is mostly business unless his synergy with Killmonger is brought up.
5) Killmonger
KM is usually miserable and bored due to the fact that he's a "condiment". Z rarely calls on him to fight. The situation has to be completely FUBAR'ed.
He's fully aware of his role - synergies for ST and Void - and grows tired of being dragged along.
6) Void
Void exists somewhere between necessary and unnecessary. Z is always ready to switch him out for another champion.
Void doesn't care too much for Z, the other champions or the entire contest.
7) Masacre
Completely loyal to his "Jefe", Masacre is mostly seen as a "Yes Man". The other champions don't dislike him as he is too likable to be disliked.
Brash, aggressive in combat and not all that bright, Z relies on Masacre's zeal when charting unknown territories.
8) Captain America
Cap tries to keep everyone in line but fails miserably. With the new restrictions on the team's outrageous use of profanities, he's found a new role as the roster's language police.
Doesn’t matter, your sort of spamming this one topic. I find it funny but I’m just saying
They are all pretty much the same (literally the same posts just different characters talkiing) and he’s sending it to a large number of internet users. Please, your making yourself look stupid
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So different characters, different dialect, different situations, different story... only thing that is the same is that Z is posting them. But yeah defiently the same post 😂🤣😂🤣
I'll stop now to not derail the post, but please if it's annoying you just don't click on it.
I'll probably do that.
I've got a few convos rolling around... they just need some tweaking before I post.
Venom: Might I suggest a defender based on that last stellar performance by the AWD team.
Domino: [CENSORED]
We'll talk about that AWD performance later. Now... let's see... *scans the roster* Clint... no. Put your hand down.
Hawkeye: But...
No. Hand down.
Hulk: Hahaha see? Look at Purple Arrow. He starting to cry.
Hmmm. All r3s stand up and come over here. Except you, Hulkbuster. Sit your ass down. You too Iron Fist.
HB: [CENSORED]
You're just trying to say something so you can have lines on the forum.
Domino: Oh, you're still spamming the forum with this drivil? I'm sure people are loving it.
Out, Domino... out. Go find something constructive to do.
Iceman: You know I'm a good defender, right?
Yeah, Bobby... I know. First, I need to get things sorted. Y'all separate by class... Line up like this: fists, beakers, helixes, circuits, Saturns and moonhats.
Venom: lolwut?
You heard me.
Venom: Why do you always get drunk before rank ups?
I'm not drunk. Quite sober, actually.
Void: WTF is a moonhat?
Doctor Voodoo: Z.
Yeah, Doc?
DV: I would like to point out that you only have one mystic r4, and...
I'm sorry a what?
DV: One mystic r4...
I don't understand.
DV: I'm not calling us a moonhat.
Doc, go sit down by your other moonhat friend, IF. In fact, all moonhats go sit down.
Loki: I had such high hopes.
Ok circuits and helixes... let's see.
Killmonger: You've got serious problems, Z.
Bobby... Ultron... we already have y'all as r4s in our BG... so, not today, guys. Storm, Gambit, Rogue, Neb, Red Skull... have a seat too.
Nebula: You said you would r4 me.
Maybe next time. Go. Sit. Ok... beakers and Saturns.
Proxima Midnight: I assume I'm sitting down next to Nebula since we're a team?
Yep. Venompool, Ronan and Disney Princess have a seat.
Spider-Man: Probably really need me on defense, right?
Sorry Pete. We've got an r4 in the BG too. Same for you too Gulk... And Quake... dammit. My options are getting limited.
5* Luke Cage: Z... You could always use another Cage in your life.
Ehhh... I don't know, Luke. 6* does well in AQ... And besides, I don't think Laura could handle both of you at the same time.
X-23: You underestimate me.
Old Man Logan: Laura! When did you turn into such a ho? I raised you better than that.
X-23: Oh really? Yeah, you're a fine example of a family man. Maybe I should ask Jean and Scott about your values.
Domino: Daddy issues...
I told you to leave.
Dom: No way. I wanna see how badly you eff this up.
Whatever. Ok... Luke, have a seat. So, all we have left are fists.
Elektra: I can't believe you're r4ing me, Z. Thank you!
I'm not.
Elektra: What? You're such a misogynist! Most of your rank ups are guys.
It's not my fault y'all suck.
Elektra: [CENSORED]
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm sure I'll hear from PETA or whatever social justice warrior is out there looking to expose misogyny.
Beast: Do you even know what PETA is?
*shrugs* Some group that takes pictures of hot chicks covered only in fur and stuff.
KM: Wow...
Bucky: *looks around* Wait... Z... I'm the only one left.
Yep. Looks like Bucky is getting the r4.
Venom: hahahaha, you're definitely plastered.
No, I'm not. Bucky is highly underrated. Plus, with his synergy with KM, he'll fit nicely into my A-Team.
KM: Oh wonderful. I get to be a condiment for someone else.
Venom: KM, would you consider yourself mustard?
Dom: I think he would be ketchup since he's ski... umm fist... And they're red.
Masacre: No way, amigos. Those are too bland. He's ranch.
Void: WTF?
Mas: Yeah, man. Ranch goes with anything. You can use it on sandwiches, salads, chicken, wings, burritos...
Masacre, makes a good point. KM is definitely ranch.
KM: There are no words to describe how much I hate this GD contest.
Domino: What are assmonkey and burrito doing here?
Venom: Props on creativity.
After the last war, Axe told me we now have a 5* IMIW and 5* Korg in the BG. So, I needed to replace them for diversity.
Domino: But, these two are terrible defenders. *stares at Venom* Well?
Venom: No, I actually agree. Burrito and I mediocre at best.
Look. I'm making do with what we have. There aren't many options.
Hyperion: Does AWA know they're losing their alternates?
Yet another reason Bucky got the r4.
Domino: Huh... You're not a completely incompetent douche after all.
I have my moments. Now... Domino, Hype, Sparky... what happened out there? Zero kills?
Dom: Don't look at me. The A.I. licks windows. Plus, Hype and I are on mini nodes. So, they bring an attack to stop us.
Yeah... but, zero kills? I mean c'mon. You're GD Hyperion. It's what you do.
Hyperion: He brought a Magik, ok? Shut me down.
*sighs* We just can't have this anymore, guys. We're pushing p3. We need y'all to perform. And, Sparky... what's going on with power shield?
Sparky: idk its leik literly they hevy n thn sp1 i dont c hw ne1 else cud do betr
Dom: WTAF?
Venom: Could you repeat that? I don't speak License Plate.
Masacre: Hombre, you're English is worse than my English.
C-3PO: Sir, I am fluent in 6 million forms of communication. This signal is not used by English. It could be a Millennial code.
Ok Sparky, let's...
Venom: Wait! What in the blue hell was that?
What?
Venom: What do you mean "what"? C-3PO?
Oh yeah, guest character.
Venom: You're taking this Disney shtick to new heights.
As I was saying... Sparky, do you think there is a better node for you?
Sparky: bro idk I wuz thnkn mayb stn immuunn bt idk wut do u thnk
Hyperion: Did we all talk like that when we were teenagers?
Venom: Z, please let me hit him.
Domino: I'm with assmonkey on this one.
Your doing really good. I like all of them so far. I would like to see more variety, like bad champs, new event quests, story quests (perveribilly Act 2 Kang Boss, Act 3 Thanos Boss, Act 4 Maestro Boss, and Act 5 Collector and Ultron boss), arena, dungeons, etc.
I'm working on something like this... assembling a "C-Team".
I haven't done dungeons since the first iteration... might be a good incentive to give them a go.
Other champs comparing pre-12.0 gods to “the bullies in grade school that stopped growing at age 14” 😂
best content on the forum!