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Who would win #21
UmbertoDelRio
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It's quite the boring day for our favorite mouthy merc. He's sitting in his pool-cave [not a thing] right under pool-manor [also not a thing] (it should be a thing though) thinking about what's most precious in his life.
While gently running a finger over a picture of his all time favorite hero spider-man he left out a frustrated sigh [that sounded more like moaning to me...].
No matter how hard he tried, never did his life-long bro-love realize how he is in fact and without a doubt his number 1 fan [he tried to kill him multiple times] (but he never did - gotcha).
But then he has an idea. Maybe for spidey to accept him as his biggest fan of all time he needs to be his very first fan [... I'm listening].
His plan is laid out in mere seconds (that's a nice picture of spidey you draw there - I really dig the hearts). All he needed to do is ask his second best friend cable to help him get back in time to the day spider-man became spider-man.
His pool-computer [why am I even trying] helped him find out everything he needed to know. He needed to go back to the point at which peter parker (what a nerd) was bitten by a radioactive spider.
A quick inter-timeline-call and some sparkling specials effects later and he was there. He could see peter, his pool-senses tingling in excitement [keep those hands where I can see them] (don't ruin this).
But then [oh no...] wade had an even better idea [oh please no...]. What if peter (let him finish) was to become wades biggest fan? [That's it I'm leaving] (yeah good luck with that)
He could be his savior AND be loved by all of new york. [Cable explicitly told you several times not to change...] (lalalala blablabla lalala)
In the last second wade pushed a completely confused peter out of the way to have the spider land on him instead.
Who would win?
While gently running a finger over a picture of his all time favorite hero spider-man he left out a frustrated sigh [that sounded more like moaning to me...].
No matter how hard he tried, never did his life-long bro-love realize how he is in fact and without a doubt his number 1 fan [he tried to kill him multiple times] (but he never did - gotcha).
But then he has an idea. Maybe for spidey to accept him as his biggest fan of all time he needs to be his very first fan [... I'm listening].
His plan is laid out in mere seconds (that's a nice picture of spidey you draw there - I really dig the hearts). All he needed to do is ask his second best friend cable to help him get back in time to the day spider-man became spider-man.
His pool-computer [why am I even trying] helped him find out everything he needed to know. He needed to go back to the point at which peter parker (what a nerd) was bitten by a radioactive spider.
A quick inter-timeline-call and some sparkling specials effects later and he was there. He could see peter, his pool-senses tingling in excitement [keep those hands where I can see them] (don't ruin this).
But then [oh no...] wade had an even better idea [oh please no...]. What if peter (let him finish) was to become wades biggest fan? [That's it I'm leaving] (yeah good luck with that)
He could be his savior AND be loved by all of new york. [Cable explicitly told you several times not to change...] (lalalala blablabla lalala)
In the last second wade pushed a completely confused peter out of the way to have the spider land on him instead.
Who would win?
Who would win #21 11 votes
New York City
9%
1 vote
Deadpool
90%
10 votes
-5
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