**Mastery Loadouts**
Due to issues related to the release of Mastery Loadouts, the "free swap" period will be extended.
The new end date will be May 1st.
Due to issues related to the release of Mastery Loadouts, the "free swap" period will be extended.
The new end date will be May 1st.
Who would win #21
UmbertoDelRio
Posts: 5,400 ★★★★★
It's quite the boring day for our favorite mouthy merc. He's sitting in his pool-cave [not a thing] right under pool-manor [also not a thing] (it should be a thing though) thinking about what's most precious in his life.
While gently running a finger over a picture of his all time favorite hero spider-man he left out a frustrated sigh [that sounded more like moaning to me...].
No matter how hard he tried, never did his life-long bro-love realize how he is in fact and without a doubt his number 1 fan [he tried to kill him multiple times] (but he never did - gotcha).
But then he has an idea. Maybe for spidey to accept him as his biggest fan of all time he needs to be his very first fan [... I'm listening].
His plan is laid out in mere seconds (that's a nice picture of spidey you draw there - I really dig the hearts). All he needed to do is ask his second best friend cable to help him get back in time to the day spider-man became spider-man.
His pool-computer [why am I even trying] helped him find out everything he needed to know. He needed to go back to the point at which peter parker (what a nerd) was bitten by a radioactive spider.
A quick inter-timeline-call and some sparkling specials effects later and he was there. He could see peter, his pool-senses tingling in excitement [keep those hands where I can see them] (don't ruin this).
But then [oh no...] wade had an even better idea [oh please no...]. What if peter (let him finish) was to become wades biggest fan? [That's it I'm leaving] (yeah good luck with that)
He could be his savior AND be loved by all of new york. [Cable explicitly told you several times not to change...] (lalalala blablabla lalala)
In the last second wade pushed a completely confused peter out of the way to have the spider land on him instead.
Who would win?
While gently running a finger over a picture of his all time favorite hero spider-man he left out a frustrated sigh [that sounded more like moaning to me...].
No matter how hard he tried, never did his life-long bro-love realize how he is in fact and without a doubt his number 1 fan [he tried to kill him multiple times] (but he never did - gotcha).
But then he has an idea. Maybe for spidey to accept him as his biggest fan of all time he needs to be his very first fan [... I'm listening].
His plan is laid out in mere seconds (that's a nice picture of spidey you draw there - I really dig the hearts). All he needed to do is ask his second best friend cable to help him get back in time to the day spider-man became spider-man.
His pool-computer [why am I even trying] helped him find out everything he needed to know. He needed to go back to the point at which peter parker (what a nerd) was bitten by a radioactive spider.
A quick inter-timeline-call and some sparkling specials effects later and he was there. He could see peter, his pool-senses tingling in excitement [keep those hands where I can see them] (don't ruin this).
But then [oh no...] wade had an even better idea [oh please no...]. What if peter (let him finish) was to become wades biggest fan? [That's it I'm leaving] (yeah good luck with that)
He could be his savior AND be loved by all of new york. [Cable explicitly told you several times not to change...] (lalalala blablabla lalala)
In the last second wade pushed a completely confused peter out of the way to have the spider land on him instead.
Who would win?
Who would win #21 11 votes
New York City
9%
1 vote
Deadpool
90%
10 votes
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