Piratepool entering the Contest!?!
Chadpool1
Member Posts: 348 ★
Dear Kabam,
Piratepool here to make my case for entering the game since you decided to use my likeness without asking I might add! {iF iT wAS TrUe, tHAt iS. yUo bEGgEd tHeM tO lEt yOu jOiN...}
...Dude...
Anyways, as I was saying, you have brought me unto the Contest, and now I wanna play too.
I bring to the table the best of the Pools, cause, ya know, I am.
1. I’m not shiny...it goes without saying, {BuT GoNnA SaY iT AnYwAy}, my departure from the standard dress is a welcome addition to the Pool line up. Like a Regenerating Jack Sparrow.
2. I have the regen of Redpool and Goldie too. I’m constantly regenerating like my crimson brother, and have two big heals, one at 50% health and one at 18%. {mUcH mOrE ReLiAbLe tHaN Mr. ShInEy PaNtS. SeE, I CaN bE HeLPfUl tOo}
3. I have my trusty Cutlass that I forged from one of Venompool’s Carbonium Blades. {hE iS sTiLl iN hiDiNg} (Venompool is Scary. Shut Up!) So it slices and dices with the added Bonus of a long Heal Block. I Love That Sucker! {hE ReAlLy dOeS. I’vE bOrN WiTnEsS tO iT...}
4. What pirate would be complete without their trusty firearm. So ever in my hand is my...what did they call the old timey guns...{uZi¿}...what? No. The pirate pistols! Whatever. I’m from the future anyways, my pew pew of choice only looks old timey! It’s a little number I got off an alien job. Takes twenty seconds to charge each time but delivers a blast that will melt most. When I end a combo with a medium hit it incinerates and during cool down I can use it as a bludgeoned to smack around the competition.
5. I’ve got the crazy random stuns of Gwenpool, but a fighting style all my own! Yes, True Believers, I have a different move set from the other Pools. {yEaH, uS!!! wE’rE uNiQuE!}
6. I have the Duodenum Poke like Memepool {hEy! FuRy sYn mAkEs HiM vErY uSEfUl!}, BUT IT STACKS!
7. I think some of that pesky symbiote is still rattling around somewhere cause I keep getting random buffs, but sometimes it’s random debuffs I apply to defenders. Weird...{yEs, iT iS! iT lIkEs tO tICkLe mE aNd GiGgLe!!! tHaT’s hOw yOu BuFf uP! i’M NoT oK WiTh tHiS!!!} (I guess you’re right when you can be useful!)
8. All New Specials Too! I think I might throw a shark at you in one of them...{hE’lL bE RiDiNg oNe mArK mY wOrDs} I mean, I don’t think I’d be made about riding a shark, it’s not unprecedented. But a Sharkzooka, now that’s got some Pizzazz!
9. I don’t know much about Splatpool, so if he’s cool I’ll take some of that too! Bwahahaha! {i wOrRy aBoUt uS sOmEtImEs...}
I would appreciate your consideration for the Contest of Champions.
{PlEaSe, pLeAsE, PlEaSe!!!}
Piratepool here to make my case for entering the game since you decided to use my likeness without asking I might add! {iF iT wAS TrUe, tHAt iS. yUo bEGgEd tHeM tO lEt yOu jOiN...}
...Dude...
Anyways, as I was saying, you have brought me unto the Contest, and now I wanna play too.
I bring to the table the best of the Pools, cause, ya know, I am.
1. I’m not shiny...it goes without saying, {BuT GoNnA SaY iT AnYwAy}, my departure from the standard dress is a welcome addition to the Pool line up. Like a Regenerating Jack Sparrow.
2. I have the regen of Redpool and Goldie too. I’m constantly regenerating like my crimson brother, and have two big heals, one at 50% health and one at 18%. {mUcH mOrE ReLiAbLe tHaN Mr. ShInEy PaNtS. SeE, I CaN bE HeLPfUl tOo}
3. I have my trusty Cutlass that I forged from one of Venompool’s Carbonium Blades. {hE iS sTiLl iN hiDiNg} (Venompool is Scary. Shut Up!) So it slices and dices with the added Bonus of a long Heal Block. I Love That Sucker! {hE ReAlLy dOeS. I’vE bOrN WiTnEsS tO iT...}
4. What pirate would be complete without their trusty firearm. So ever in my hand is my...what did they call the old timey guns...{uZi¿}...what? No. The pirate pistols! Whatever. I’m from the future anyways, my pew pew of choice only looks old timey! It’s a little number I got off an alien job. Takes twenty seconds to charge each time but delivers a blast that will melt most. When I end a combo with a medium hit it incinerates and during cool down I can use it as a bludgeoned to smack around the competition.
5. I’ve got the crazy random stuns of Gwenpool, but a fighting style all my own! Yes, True Believers, I have a different move set from the other Pools. {yEaH, uS!!! wE’rE uNiQuE!}
6. I have the Duodenum Poke like Memepool {hEy! FuRy sYn mAkEs HiM vErY uSEfUl!}, BUT IT STACKS!
7. I think some of that pesky symbiote is still rattling around somewhere cause I keep getting random buffs, but sometimes it’s random debuffs I apply to defenders. Weird...{yEs, iT iS! iT lIkEs tO tICkLe mE aNd GiGgLe!!! tHaT’s hOw yOu BuFf uP! i’M NoT oK WiTh tHiS!!!} (I guess you’re right when you can be useful!)
8. All New Specials Too! I think I might throw a shark at you in one of them...{hE’lL bE RiDiNg oNe mArK mY wOrDs} I mean, I don’t think I’d be made about riding a shark, it’s not unprecedented. But a Sharkzooka, now that’s got some Pizzazz!
9. I don’t know much about Splatpool, so if he’s cool I’ll take some of that too! Bwahahaha! {i wOrRy aBoUt uS sOmEtImEs...}
I would appreciate your consideration for the Contest of Champions.
{PlEaSe, pLeAsE, PlEaSe!!!}
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CHECK THIS BAD BOY OUT!!!
Classicpool, Goldpool, Platinpool ... expensive.
I was going for his inner voice so I wanted them to be different since I couldn’t make the color different.