JOKE THREAD (RIVAL TO MEME THREAD)

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  • FrydayFryday Member Posts: 1,195 ★★★★
    I am Thor, and next year I will be Five

    Who is Thor favourite rapper - MC Hammer

    Iron Man, Cap America and Hulk build Ikea Wardrobes in Avengers Assemble

    Oh this is the fresh one "fix" a 3.5 years King Pin bug.
  • CROSSHAIRSCROSSHAIRS Member Posts: 480 ★★
    Working as intended
  • CROSSHAIRSCROSSHAIRS Member Posts: 480 ★★
    People have told me "Icy" was the easiest word to spell now that I look at it I see why
  • captain_rogerscaptain_rogers Member Posts: 9,986 ★★★★★
    CROSSHAIRS said:

    Why don't scientist trust kabam because they make up everything

    Fixed it for ya.
  • raviXsharmaraviXsharma Member Posts: 574 ★★★
    Kabam's MCOC Balance Program
  • Sundance_2099Sundance_2099 Member Posts: 3,479 ★★★★★
    A Mutant, and Inhuman and an Eternal walk into a bar, the barman looks at them and says:

    "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
  • JLordVileJJLordVileJ Member Posts: 4,711 ★★★★★
    Sundance_2099 said:

    A Mutant, and Inhuman and an Eternal walk into a bar, the barman looks at them and says:

    "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

    Why do the eternals hate the xmen and not the mutants. Same with the public? I have never understood
  • Sundance_2099Sundance_2099 Member Posts: 3,479 ★★★★★
    I don't think the Eternals do hate the X-Men. And I think your question should be 'why do the public hate mutants and not the Avengers?' which is a valid one and one which is why I would actually prefer the X-Men aren't part of the MCU, because it makes more sense if mutants are hated and feared when they're the only ones with powers, but not when people like Cap, Thor, Spidey et al are being lauded as heroes.
  • CROSSHAIRSCROSSHAIRS Member Posts: 480 ★★
    We went down with meme thread we did it we defeated them (but we also lost In the process)
  • Archit_1812Archit_1812 Member Posts: 609 ★★
    Hulk can't keep secrets.

    He's basically a giant Banner.
  • peixemacacopeixemacaco Member Posts: 3,410 ★★★★

  • AshacekarAshacekar Member Posts: 2,113 ★★★★★
    Anniversary BG Emotes:
    If Kabam Lose: "Kabammed"
    If Summoner Lose: "Summoned"
  • captain_rogerscaptain_rogers Member Posts: 9,986 ★★★★★
    peixemacaco said:


    Sir this is a joke thread
  • captain_rogerscaptain_rogers Member Posts: 9,986 ★★★★★
    If driving while under the consumption of alcohol is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?
  • peixemacacopeixemacaco Member Posts: 3,410 ★★★★
    captain_rogers said:

    If driving while under the consumption of alcohol is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?

    Ooops... My bad

    But if Memes Thread is only about Mcoc

    Jokes thread is Mcoc plus everything else?

    *******

    What did Thor say when he came across a rabbit on his way?
    “Hey, raccoon!”


  • Skillful_starSkillful_star Member Posts: 761 ★★★
    Interviewers asked a boxer what his favorite superhero is? The fighter replied "Thor". The Interviewers looked baffled, the boxer in question was Mike tyson
  • ButtehrsButtehrs Member Posts: 6,171 ★★★★★
    What does a ghost call its significant other?
    Their boo.
  • Sundance_2099Sundance_2099 Member Posts: 3,479 ★★★★★
    captain_rogers said:

    If driving while under the consumption of alcohol is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?

    because you can drink alcohol without going over the drink-drive limit; because bars also sell soft-drinks, because one person maybe staying sober and driving the drinkers, because they had parking lots before drink-driving became illegal.

    Which Mortal Kombat character does Spider-Man hate?

    Scorpion.
  • CROSSHAIRSCROSSHAIRS Member Posts: 480 ★★
    peixemacaco said:


    We don't do that here
  • NightheartNightheart Member Posts: 2,117 ★★★★
    What happens when a bug which affects the player occurs? Working as intended
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