JOKE THREAD (RIVAL TO MEME THREAD)

Fryday

I am Thor, and next year I will be Five

Who is Thor favourite rapper - MC Hammer

Iron Man, Cap America and Hulk build Ikea Wardrobes in Avengers Assemble

Oh this is the fresh one "fix" a 3.5 years King Pin bug.

CROSSHAIRS

Working as intended

Nemesis_17

CROSSHAIRS said:

Working as intended

CROSSHAIRS

Why don't scientist trust atoms because they make up everything

CROSSHAIRS

People have told me "Icy" was the easiest word to spell now that I look at it I see why

Sundance_2099

Two goldfish in a tank.
One says, "you man the guns, I'll drive."

captain_rogers

CROSSHAIRS said:

Why don't scientist trust kabam because they make up everything

Fixed it for ya.

raviXsharma

Kabam's MCOC Balance Program

CROSSHAIRS

IronGladiator22 said:

The fact that you think the meme thread needs a revive

Little_Crocodili29

Got two for ya:

"You're bad at battlegrounds... and that's ok."

"Time is not a resource in the contest."

Sundance_2099

A Mutant, and Inhuman and an Eternal walk into a bar, the barman looks at them and says:

"What is this, some kind of a joke?"

JLordVileJ

Sundance_2099 said:

A Mutant, and Inhuman and an Eternal walk into a bar, the barman looks at them and says:

"What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why do the eternals hate the xmen and not the mutants. Same with the public? I have never understood

Sundance_2099

I don't think the Eternals do hate the X-Men. And I think your question should be 'why do the public hate mutants and not the Avengers?' which is a valid one and one which is why I would actually prefer the X-Men aren't part of the MCU, because it makes more sense if mutants are hated and feared when they're the only ones with powers, but not when people like Cap, Thor, Spidey et al are being lauded as heroes.