I hate everything about the Serpent.

The_0wenpus · September 1

I hate everything about The Serpent. His stupid hammer that's taller than him. His stupid belt that sits well above where any belt should sit. His ridiculous proportions. His stupid shoulder pads that are each bigger than his head. I guess he is also wearing a fur coat underneath all that? It looks like he stole it from Kraven. Oh, and I forgot to mention the shape of his hammer. It looks awful. I hate his stupid hands that are somehow twice the size they should be. Did I mention his stupid belt? I did. I just had to mention it again, that's how awful it is. And that's not even mentioning his overpowered, slap-in-the-face, "Nerf Serpent or give everybody Serpent," "bycott Kabam," insulting to cavalier level players, unfair, "You're bad at balancing defenders and that's OK," slap-in-the-face, ""effective,"" stupid, awful, slap-in-the-face ability set. 125% chance for death immunity! First you say this defender gets to be immune to DEATH itself, then you make it so that this Cobra or whatever gets to be immune to death even with 100% ability accuracy reduction. Why exactly does he need coldsnap immunity, too? Look at his stupid little face, do you think that could withstand any amount of chilly weather? Do you? The Snake is a disgrace to this game and what its forefathers intended.

PT_99 · September 1

Only reason he got coldsnap immunity is to stop Kate
Ridiculous

EdisonLaw · September 1

I think he’s cool (except on defense obviously)

Nightheart · September 1

I understand how you feel

JT_Supreme · September 1

I’m gonna destroy serpent! (I took 5% and then died)

captain_rogers · September 1

Also he looks ugly. One of the ugliest mfs in the game.

Ashacekar · September 1

End of his sp3 animation, he always seemed like flying dutchman from spongebob to me, a scary pirate ghost.

Yukzii_II · September 1

“you’re bad at balancing defenders and that’s okay” LOL

SilentAris · September 1

Can't believe iam saying this but serpent is worst than my math teacher.

WednesdayLength · September 1

PT_99 said:
Only reason he got coldsnap immunity is to stop Kate
Ridiculous

I mean there is reason for it, it explains in his kit

Colinwhitworth69 · September 1

Tell me you got slapped by serpent without telling me you got slapped by serpent.

HungaryHippo · September 1

Serpent reminds me of telling a couple of kids to design a superhero. You end up with every power in the book.

IMO they should buff Serpent; give him immunity to despair and every other user mastery too or he's a failure.

I hate everything about the Serpent.

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