Analyzing the Summoner's Choice 2025 options
DNA3000
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So last year I discovered the secret to Summoner Choice winners: darkest option wins. With that in mind, its time to analyze the 2025 options for maximum dark. In order of darkety darkness from lowest to highest:
#8: Echo
- Darkety Dark points: Orphan, sometimes villain, dresses in black
- Last because: Disqualified: deaf; cannot operate in the dark.
#7: Colleen Wing
- Darkety Dark points: none
- Low ranking because: Least dark option in entire Marvel Universe that doesn't actually glow in the dark.
#6: Hellcat
- Darkety Dark points: named after the netherworld, married son of Satan.
- Low ranking because: dresses like neon banana
#5: Power Man
- Darkety Dark points: can draw power from dead people
- Low ranking because: glows red when energized, dresses like half a banana
#4: Daredevil (Elektra)
- Darkety Dark points: Is Elektra, will probably be dead again soon, also is Elektra
- Only in the middle because: dresses in all red, not currently assassin (verification pending)
#3: Hunter's Moon
- Darkety Dark points: Fist of Konshu, moon deity.
- Not quite at the top because: the less crazy version of Moon Knight
#2: Mr. Knight
- Darkety Dark points: the good version of Moon Knight is still Moon Knight
- Didn't quite reach the top because: politeness, costume color scheme
#1: Shroud
- Darkety Dark points: Shroud = Batman + Daredevil + Cloak. Has even darker appearance than Shathra
- Number one because: All of the problems of Batman, Daredevil and Cloak minus the money and the teleportation. Color scheme is literally "nothing."
#8: Echo
- Darkety Dark points: Orphan, sometimes villain, dresses in black
- Last because: Disqualified: deaf; cannot operate in the dark.
#7: Colleen Wing
- Darkety Dark points: none
- Low ranking because: Least dark option in entire Marvel Universe that doesn't actually glow in the dark.
#6: Hellcat
- Darkety Dark points: named after the netherworld, married son of Satan.
- Low ranking because: dresses like neon banana
#5: Power Man
- Darkety Dark points: can draw power from dead people
- Low ranking because: glows red when energized, dresses like half a banana
#4: Daredevil (Elektra)
- Darkety Dark points: Is Elektra, will probably be dead again soon, also is Elektra
- Only in the middle because: dresses in all red, not currently assassin (verification pending)
#3: Hunter's Moon
- Darkety Dark points: Fist of Konshu, moon deity.
- Not quite at the top because: the less crazy version of Moon Knight
#2: Mr. Knight
- Darkety Dark points: the good version of Moon Knight is still Moon Knight
- Didn't quite reach the top because: politeness, costume color scheme
#1: Shroud
- Darkety Dark points: Shroud = Batman + Daredevil + Cloak. Has even darker appearance than Shathra
- Number one because: All of the problems of Batman, Daredevil and Cloak minus the money and the teleportation. Color scheme is literally "nothing."
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#1 💯🎉
Yellow 🟡and blue🔵 wins