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Stop calling it Poker, this is a dumb down version of UNO

The following is a dramatization of the meeting taken during the planning of this new BG changes. Any similarities to real events are pure coincidence.

Person 1- Hey, we need to shake things up in BGs, I was thinking about increasing the number of champs in the deck to 35.

Person 2- Nah man, 45 from 30 to 45 makes more sense!

Person 1- Are you crazy?! Thats too much

Person 2- Yeah, how about 40? Besides 35 would look weird in the list of champs

Person 1- You do have a point (Slurps on his matcha iced latte)... What about the bans? It has to be increased, 6?

Person 2- Nahhh mannnn, 6 is crazy. 4, 1 for every 10 champs!

Person 1- What?!?! No that's insane

Person 1 & 2 unison- 5!!!!

Person 2- Heck yeah broski!! High FIVE

Person 1- Yeah besides 4 or 6 would look weird in the little ban list. Anyway meeting is over. What you doing after work?

Person 2- I am going to that new vegan place, awesome tofu dogs!

Person 1- Oh that's on my way! Wanna share an UBER?

Person 2- Nah man I only ride electric scooters, the enviroment man...

this is the fastest way to get absolutely destroyed. If I see a deck with no cosmics and mystics. Im sending you to Valhalla with either quintuple tech ban or Quintuple mutant ban then placing yelena, attuma, bullseye, domino, brit.

I was expecring the poker game and now you just gotta match colors?!... Wtf is this

absolutly not worth spending any time on this. This event is a complete joke

1/10

You’re replying to players with “BGs brainrot” as you like to call it, yes Claire is mid and won’t have any impact in BGs. She’ll be a solid war champ but not much else.

Again? More like still.

I have 0 taunting emotes... all 5 are casual.

But

I want more slots for emotes.. but I do use funny ones. And 5 slots are not enough to have friendly emote battle.

Side quests are either 5 minutes or 16 hours. Middle ground doesn’t exist.

BGs is probably the only reason this game is still alive.