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Dear Kabam folk,

This isn't a grumble about your terrible AI, or the rampant monetisation of the game. It is a polite request: please can you make the female champions in the game ""less hot"? I refer in particular to the Dazzler, the exotic limey that is Capt. Britain, and, to my eyes (and burning loins) Magik.

I recently asked my long term girlfriend to dress up as Angela to spice things up after 3 years together. This polite request was received badly. We are no longer together, in part, I suspect to my well intentioned request. On the upside, the absence of a girlfriend has freed up time for Arenas and Battlegrounds. Silver linings.

For those Summoners that j'acuse moi of being a chauvinist or misogynist, well that's untrue. Some of my best friends are ladies. My mother is a lady.

And I know that your coders at Kabam have it in them to make ugly champions. Hulkling looks like Trump. Abomination is an abomination.

So do me a solid before my Tinder profile is reactivated, and reverse glow up the aforementioned champions. If you do, you'll have my appreciation as well as my wallet.

Lovingly
Mugs101