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we could have have EQ skip classic difficulty so we could go straight to elder…..

instead, we get this.

Such a great banquet, coliseum is a win… but Kabam just hates to stack wins

Why are you so obsessed with female characters? You talk like a registered offender. Really really creepy. I feel bad for saying this, But yes, this is how I really feel about you.

It's one thing to make dirty jokes, we all do, it's another thing to simpnand objectify literal comic characters eww

Kabam always argue that different people do different jobs for the game, but this is really a waste of workers time. Reassign them to different areas of the game would be much better

This is exactly how I was planning to do.
Still I'm sure I'll be bored a lot to do it.

And being bored is not the purpose I play videogames… I'll be very unhappy. :(

Thanks, I appreciate it.

A common question I get asked is why? Why do this? And a common misconception is guides like this are for the veteran heavy grinders, the serious time-committed player of the game. But actually, that's not the case.

Sure, those people can make use of a guide like this, but most of those people already know most or all of this stuff. For them, this is a handy pocket reference. It is everyone else who doesn't know all this stuff. The people playing five hours a day know where almost everything is. The people. playing five hours a week don't have time to go looking.

The biggest lie about MCOC that I think is commonly repeated is: Kabam is stingy, and MCOC is pay to play. I think that is not just not true, it is almost the exact opposite that is true. No game is as generous, in my experience, than MCOC. To veterans to new players, to grinders and to casual players. I have often challenged people to prove me wrong, and so far no one has come even close. There is so much stuff you can get in this game no matter what kind of players you are, compared to pretty much the entire world of mobile gaming, and nowhere is that more obvious than in the premium currency situation. Show me another game that has 115,000 units of premium currency up for grabs by completely free to play players. I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist.

The problem is not the opportunities, it is information. When I go to a buffet, I have a ritual. I always start by walking the entire buffet. I don't grab food. I don't even grab a plate. I just walk around to every single station, looking over my options. Then, I go grab a plate and decide what to get. Knowing my options tells me what to prioritize, what I will have the appetite for and what I won't get to. How to budget my time and stomach space. The rewards in MCOC< especially units, are just like that. They are scattered all throughout the game like a buffet. But most players don't know where they are or how hard it is to get them.

This means they are vulnerable to the nay-sayers who say this game's rewards are sparse and its developers are miserly. When they can't find these rewards, it lends truth to those admonishments. They don't know the carving station is in the corner, or you have to ask for the lobster.

This guide is for them, as much as anyone. If you have five hours a day to grab everything in this guide, great. More power to you. But if you only have five hours a week, you need to know where you should be spending those five hours. You need to know what your options are, because you won't be able to eat everything at the buffet, so it is important to know where your favorite foods are and where the expensive stuff is. If a player uses this guide to only get 60k units, or 30k, or even 10k, that's still valuable. 10k units is still three hundred dollars (USD) of premium currency they otherwise would not have. For practically no effort.

The game is a smorgasbord. But only if you know where everything is. I want everyone to know just how much stuff is just sitting there waiting for players to go get it. And then decide for themselves if this game is stingy and the devs greedy. This game has many problems. But this is not one of them.

Today, someone quit MCOC because they didn't know where everything was and they believed the naysayers that said that's just the way it is. We're just never going to know who they were. But maybe someone will read this, and maybe they will tell a friend, and maybe the friend of a friend of a friend will start collecting easy units from somewhere, and when they hear the game is stingy they'll shrug it off because stuff will be pouring Ito their account because they know what it took the rest of us years to figure out. And they will stick it out and continue to enjoy the game,

That's why.

If being insufferable were a sport you would win the gold every year. Nice work! 🥇

You've said it several times because you're choosing to spam it all over every post. No one is handing you such a burden to bear. Kabam put $30 worth of units behind a terrible game mode, and even if players skip it they can still complain about the fact that Kabam put $30 of units behind a terrible game mode instead of doing something worthwhile.

Quick Follow-Up / Clarifications (Important Stuff I Forgot to Mention):

1) Disable Simultaneous Enemies

Inside the Dimensional Arcade mode, go into the settings tab and turn OFF “Simultaneous Enemies.”

Leaving this on makes the mode borderline unplayable:

• Way too chaotic
• Inputs come too fast
• Especially brutal on later maps

With it disabled, Advanced/Expert is still fast, but just about tolerable, particularly if you’re using Dazzler and relying on her heart regeneration.

For context: I’m dyspraxic and struggle massively with coordination, and this setting made the difference between barely manageable and absolutely impossible.

2) How the Remaining Characters Actually Unlock

A few people asked about this, so here’s the exact unlock path:

• Complete Maps 1, 2, and 3 on Standard difficulty
• This then unlocks Expert difficulty (It’s the small skull icon in the corner of the map tile on the main screen.)

• Complete Maps 1, 2, and 3 again on Expert
• This unlocks:
  • Map 4 (final map)
  • Guillotine as a playable character

You can do all of these unlocks with Dazzler.

Once all characters are unlocked:

• Do their 10-run objectives on the first easy map only
• Finish everything else with Dazzler, exactly as outlined in the main guide

3) About Playing With Music On

Some people suggested keeping the music on — I still don’t recommend it.

Even with simultaneous enemies disabled:

• The mode is fast
• Inputs are erratic
• Managing taps, holds, up/down swipes on both sides is already enough mental load

Music just adds another layer of distraction and can throw your timing off. Silent + visual cues only worked far more consistently for me.

I wanted to clear those few points up so people don’t make the grind harder than it already is and helps you all somewhat keep your sanity with this nonsense.

Big love ST4RL0RD ✌🏽

I talked about it last stream, not covering it this time.

The people who worked on this side quest have genuinely nothing to do with Champion performance, Elder Difficulty, input lag, AI 2.0 or pretty much anything else that you could list here.

Also, I don't really make too many jokes - that's more Dave's area.