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I made a joke, in a thread I started that itself was intended to be a humorous thread, that literally everyone in it except you properly interpreted as me taking a shot at the character of AoA Colossus. You somehow figured out how to take offense at that, then started taking credit for something which honestly I have no idea about, then decided to end by making some snide comments targeting me. Which, you know, a lot of people would probably take offense with. I didn't really, because I just assumed you were having one of your typical weird forum moments.

But as I said, ignoring that sort of thing is a privilege which you've chosen to surrender, so:

1. I'm not asking you to delete your comment. Someone would have to be a pretty serious narcissist to think not replying to something is an attempt to have it deleted. I also called it weird, but that's literally what everyone thinks of your posts.
2. You are in fact the kid here, which is why you think I'm attempting to "menace" you. You are someone who sees themselves as surrounded by large menacing foes and interprets everything through that lens. But that's not what makes you the kid around here. It is your annoyingly persistent attempts to fuse ingratiation with martyrdom that makes you the kid around here. That's the behavior of an eleven year old trying to hang out with the high school kids smoking behind the cafeteria.
3. The great irony is I handed you a softball. The slowest pitch across the plate possible. I treated your post like I would a post from anyone else. I made you part of the joke. All you had to do was pull up a chair and join in. Just, like, be a normal person for five minutes. But no good deed goes unpunished I suppose.
4. I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to with regard to someone's thread disappearing. As I have no idea why you're bringing AI art into the discussion, or my status as a Forum Guardian, or what the has to do with my voting or commentary on the Summoner's Choice poll. I'm just going to throw all of it into the bin labelled defensive kid is defensive.

And now I am going to go have some lunch, and then return to having some fun with Colossalypse and Pohk Graieeennnd. You can continue being weird, but I'm likely to ignore it in this thread.

Kabam can eat **** with these glitch incursions. Just a money grab by a greedy company.

The 4/5 damage score for dracula makes sense... Hear me out:

1) I'd say we can all universally agree that Dracula's dmg is infinitely less than an a 5/5 score.

2) There exists an uncountably infinite set of real numbers between 4 and 5.

TF, (1 & 2) Dracula has a dmg score infinitely less than a 5/5, which makes him a 4/5. ■

This is like watching a Slap match between amputees trying to smack each other with their nubs…

”Look, see how easy I found you” looking ahh

Ppl talk big in forums

Yeah I get you but since Kabam doesn’t give us prestige leaderboard so there is nothing I can do about it

But I’m at rank 2,850 in battlegrounds so that should mean something at least LOL

And Dracula is a 4/5 damage…

The rating system was a great idea and Kabam doesn't take it seriously. Just puts some stuff up there to sell champs then stays silent when the champs don't hit the mark. I wish they took things half as seriously as the people who play this game.

He’s mid, zero utility, takes no one relevant, and his damage doesn’t match the 5/5 label given to him.