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I actually only spend when I feel like it’s worth it, which is why I didn’t spend on the Torch sale unlike that crybaby whose boots you love to lick. Never had soles before but let me know if dinner was good, might try it someday.

It should be temporary, I still wonder how they come up with this random numbers of pots and revives... Almost feels like the time I was in College and used to buy toilet paper at Costco....52 rolls for a single person living in a 1 bedroom apartment that I barely spent time at....

We know the truth, that was YOU.

I should just take credit for this. Kabam fears my mathemagical powers. They thought they could hold out against the wave of criticism, but once DNA raised the #JollyRoger they were terrorized into action.

I'm pretty sure it was the red rectangles that pushed it over the top. Nobody cares about numbers, but red rectangles: that's all kinds of bad news.

Either they’ve learned to fear the power of your mathematical analysis, or someone on the comms team finds it really funny to announce changes right after you’ve done a bunch of math about the current state.

Wow, what an original idea!!!

Snark aside, yes

Well that was fast:

that’s the secret. You were not part of the ascension team. This explains everything and speaks volumes. They should have assigned you to that project team