The Marvel Cinematic Universe BUT IT RHYMES

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  • Ultimatesaber32Ultimatesaber32 Member Posts: 742 ★★
    Awesome! I'm so happy this thread is still going.
  • HeroBoltsyHeroBoltsy Member Posts: 785 ★★★
    Civil War time! I don't really feel like writing an intro for this one, so just have:

    Marvel Studios' CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

    BUT IT RHYMES

    My name is Steve Rogers; the Avengers I lead.
    We travel around the world, saving people, doing good deeds.
    On one mission, we headed to Lagos, to stop Crossbones.
    His biological weapon would create tons of hazard zones.
    We chased him and his gang of mercenaries,
    ‘Till I cornered Crossbones, who revealed his face quite scary.
    He used to be Brock Rumlow, from S.H.I.E.L.D., made no attempt to flee,
    But said, “When you gotta go, you gotta go. And you’re coming with me!”
    He activated bombs on his vest - an explosion he had armed.
    And though Wanda threw him into the air, many people were harmed.
    Then Thaddeus Ross showed up, now Secretary of State.
    And he introduced us to something Tony thought was great -
    Ratified by 117 countries, the Sokovia Accords.
    And already, war we were heading towards.
    Either we had to serve under a UN panel… or retire.
    Then I was thrown into a situation even more dire.

    She’s gone. In her sleep.

    At her funeral, her niece gave a euology:
    “Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree,
    look them in the eye, and say, “No, you move”.”
    And so I decided to fight the Accords. I know Peggy would approve.
    In Vienna, the Accords were to be signed,
    And there King T’Chaka and his son, T’Challa, we did find.
    Then a bomb went off - the king was dead.
    And security revealed a situation I did dread.
    The bomber was none other than my friend Bucky,
    Already, this was shaping up to be kind of Avengers Three.
    Sam Wilson and I went to find him,
    Chased him through a tunnel kind of dim.
    We were followed by some sort of Black Panther.
    But we were all arrested, and to Ross we had to answer.
    Then, Bucky broke out - went practically nuts!
    And so we had to chase after him, taking a few cuts.

    I caught Bucky by holding a helicopter down,
    And he told me something that made me frown.
    Five more Winter Soldiers, in Siberia,
    To stop them, I assembled a team that met my criteria.
    Ant-Man and Hawkeye joined, we were planning a flight.
    Out of Berlin, but Stark wanted a fight.
    To let us escape, Ant-Man got real big,
    But that meant he’d be caught and thrown in a brig.
    Spider-Man showed up too - thank you, Sony! -
    But Vision, trying to attack, accidently paralyzed Rhodey.

    We managed to get to Siberia - the other Soldiers were all dead!
    And it was there that the action came to a head.
    Helmut Zemo stepped out, a Sokovian.
    He had made a plan quite Jovian.
    He showed Stark how Bucky killed his mom and dad.
    And now, that was enough Tony had had.
    We fought - Bucky and I won - for I would not yield.
    But as we left, Stark told me, “My father made that shield!”
    So I left the scene, my shield I did cede.
    But then I went and my Secret Avengers freed.
    But abandon Tony, I would never dare.
    So no matter what...If you need me, I’ll be there.


    *sorry about butchering the airport scene* I'll be back with Doctor Strange sometime soon!
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  • ClydaniaClydania Member Posts: 440 ★★
    edited April 2019
    Avengers: Endgame is in four days time
    11 years later; end of the line
    Infinity war turned them all to dust
    Some people moved on but not us; not us

    Will iron man die in thanos' hands?
    Is Ant-man happy to stick to the plan?
    Will mjolnir be wielded by our good cap?
    Will they find a way to undo the snap?

    Will hawkguy finally get some screentime
    Whatever it takes? Well, I'd turn to crime
    Will Bruce control his green alter ego
    Maybe he'll wear a fancy tuxedo

    Well ok that last rhyme was kinda bad
    If Endgame is like that we will be sad
    These lines are shorter
    like fifty percent
    of previous lines
    you know what that meant
  • HeroBoltsyHeroBoltsy Member Posts: 785 ★★★
    Doctor Strange was another of the first MCU films I saw. Good story, great visuals, killer score by Michael Giacchino. Strange's portrayal by Benedict Cumberbatch also fit really, really well. I'd say it's his second-best role of all time (*cough* Sherlock *cough*), and the rest of the cast did pretty good too. Definitely one of the most visually appealing MCU films. Anyways, here is:

    Marvel Studios' DOCTOR STRANGE

    BUT IT RHYMES

    My name is Doctor Stephen Strange,
    In the medical field, I’ve got quite a good range.
    Oh, I’ve got everything - money, fame,
    That I’m the best doctor in New York I can claim.
    But I was going a long a winding path quickly at night,
    Cars zooming past with shining headlights,
    And then I, too late, realized an ideal towards which we should all strive:
    Don’t text and drive.

    My car went over a cliff; my hands, badly hurt.
    They would never surgery again, nearly inert.
    But I had to fix them, somehow.
    So I sought the world for someone with the know-how.
    But no one knew how, save Jonathan Pangborn.
    And now I was feeling quite torn.
    I had run out of money, all my resources gone,
    But I didn’t want to do anything else, for want of days bygone.
    So I went to Nepal, a place called Kamar-Taj,
    The leader, the Ancient One, showed me what seemed a mirage.
    MAGIC DRIVEN ACID TRIP!
    Through the dimensions I did travel and rip!
    I needed to know how my mind she did free.
    And so I begged of her, “Teach me.”
    “No.”
    To my study of mystic arts, that was almost a fatal blow.
    But eventually she took me in.
    And learn magic I did begin.
    I read books, studied tomes, used astral form in my sleep,
    And I did gain an understanding very in depth and deep.
    Three Sanctums, across the world, protecting Earth.
    If they were destroyed, invaders would come with great mirth.
    One former follower, Kaecilius, wants to do just that.
    And so we had to defeat him in combat.
    He and his Zealots destroyed the London Sanctum,
    In New York, I met a Cloak of Levitation, almost phantom.
    I had Kaecilius trapped, from his magic I did him estrange.
    In that kind of trap, he wouldn’t budge.
    He wanted to know my name, “Mister…?”
    “Doctor.”
    “...Mister Doctor?”
    I waved him off, saying, “It’s strange.”
    “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”

    We then fought in the Mirror Dimension,
    Where Kaecilius revealed, building much tension,
    The Ancient One was ancient, for she drew power
    From Dormammu, though she told us not to, every hour.
    Mordo and I were disillusioned - we couldn’t believe it!
    She, such a master with great skill and wit!
    Perhaps, maybe, we shouldn’t protect her territories?
    Then, Kaecilius threw her out several hundred stories.
    Before long, she, the Ancient One, had died.
    But Mordo couldn’t get over the fact that she had lied.
    We went to Hong Kong, the Sanctum already fallen.
    Wong dead, Sanctum burned, Hong Kong practically walled in.
    As we battled the Zealots, I went to face their master.
    Dormammu, ruler of the Dark Dimension, brilliant spell-caster.
    I used the Eye of Agamotto, looping time so I’d die by his hand.
    Over and over, but I never ran.
    He demanded I break the loop, spat angry, mystic villain jargon.
    But I kept shouting, over and over, “Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!”
    Eventually, he agreed to leave Earth and take his followers with him.
    And just like that, we had avoided a fate quite grim.
    Mordo left, but Wong and I went back to New York, to defend this dream.
    And I guess now I’m the Sorcerer Supreme.


    Maybe GotG Vol. 2 soon, though I might skip that one, might not. What do you think? If I do decide to skip that one to get to some of my favorites, it'll be Spider-Man: Homecoming next! Anyways, see y'all soon, and as Endgame is coming out very soon, remember: #ThanosStillDemandsYourSilence
  • HeroBoltsyHeroBoltsy Member Posts: 785 ★★★
    Hello again! I'm back - again!

    What is this, the fifth time?

    Anyways: Spider-Man: Homecoming. I haven't seen the other Spider-Man movies, so I can't say which is the best portrayal of Peter, but I really like Tom Holland's portrayal of him. He feels like a high school kid, so I wanted to portray that in poetry form by having a mostly structured poem with a couple of tangents here and there, and Peter trying to sing his own theme song at the beginning. Anyways, I hope you enjoy:

    Marvel Studios' SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING

    BUT IT RHYMES
    Hi! I’m Peter, Peter Parker, and I’m Spider-Man!
    I do whatever a spider can.
    Can I swing - from a web?
    ...Du du du du du du du du.
    Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

    Back at school, we had a decathlon coming up, but to not go, I had to plea.
    See, I gotta stay in Queens; Mr. Stark might need me.
    I really like being Spider-Man; I get to help people, give advice.
    Once, I helped this old lady and she bought be a churro, so that was nice.
    Then, I saw a couple of people robbing the bank with their floaty tech,
    And the entire block they did wreck.
    So...that sucked.

    I saw a blast, swung over, and found crooks who all had the same stuff,
    All their guns and blasters looked pretty rough.
    Then, my phone went off - the crooks turned their attention to my tree.
    And so I had to pop down and tell them, If you’re going to shoot at anyone, shoot at me!
    They got in their van and tried to run,
    I got dragged along the asphalt, which, ow, wasn’t fun.
    After they shook me off, I almost caught up, if only they would brake.
    Suddenly, this winged dude flew in and dropped me in a lake!

    I managed to get this glowy thing, though.
    Tracked the criminals, to their location I would go.
    I did go. Poetry is weird. Anyways, Ned turned off the “Training Wheels Protocol.”
    Which was great, though now I don’t know what kind of web’ll hit the wall.
    And now I have a suit lady - named her Karen.
    Then I went along to the crook’s hideout, which was barren.
    There was that winged guy again - he was trying to steal some stuff.
    And I snuck up on him, though he seemed tough.
    He got what he came for, and away he flew.
    But I caught him with my web and said, “Hey, Big Bird! That doesn’t belong to you!”
    Then he knocked me into the truck -felt like I had been slapped.
    When I awoke, I was inside a deep storage facility - trapped.
    I escaped come morning, but I missed the decatholon - frown.
    And then I had to save my friends from a Monumental Meltdown.
    See, the glowy thing blew up, but I caught their elevator - I’m no amateur.
    And as I held onto Liz, Karen said, “This is your chance, Peter. Kiss her.”
    Then I fell down the Washington Monument.

    Yay.

    I tracked the bad guys to a boat,
    But a bomb halved the ship - at least it still floats!
    I couldn’t save the ship, but Mr. Stark came.
    Saved everyone with power befitting his fame.
    But he asked for the suit back, took away my kit,
    And told me that, “If you’re nothing without the suit, you shouldn’t have it.”
    I guess I gotta be normal now, I asked Liz out to homecoming,
    I was pretty excited, might as well have walked up to the door humming,
    I couldn’t wait to experience some high school culture,
    But then the door opened. There was her dad. The winged man. The Vulture.
    That...was not a fun car ride.

    At the dance, I realized what the Vulture was trying to do,
    He was going to steal from Mr. Stark’s plane of Avengers stuff that flew.
    I made my way to him in my homemade suit,
    But he dropped a building on me, that brute.
    A pillar fell on me. Can I lift it? I don’t know if I can.
    But I had to try - Come on, Spider-Man!
    I managed to catch back up to the plane, and brought it down,
    On the beach, far away from any section of town.
    We fought on a burning beach, in light conditions quite dim.
    And even though he was about to die, I saved him.
    Later, Mr. Stark said I could be an Avenger crowned.
    But I declined. I’d rather stay, you know, close to the ground.
    Going back home, I felt great, not to brag.
    And my day just got even better when I found, on my bed, this paper bag.
    Mr. Stark’s original suit for me! I knew that I had hit a stroke of luck.
    But I was so excited that I forgot to close the door, and there was Aunt May, who screamed, “What the f-!”

    I'd say I'll see you soon, but given my track record, I'm not so sure how that's going to turn out. I might start doing whichever movies I feel like from now on, instead of in order, just because I actually REALLY don't want to do GOTG Vol.2 right now. I would much rather write Ragnarok and Black Panther and so on. Anyways, thank you for reading, and I will see you at an indeterminate point in the future!
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