Me and My Champs (A Story)

SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
edited December 2019 in General Discussion
*over the PA system*
All five stars, please report to the crystal stash

Quake: *sighs* Here we go again, off to watch S pull yet another disappointing mutant five star.

Nightcrawler: Hey! Who you calling disappointing?

Quake: Cyclops.

Cyclops (New Xavier School): I am not disappointing!

Quake: Yes, you are. You aren’t even a 1/25, you’re that bad.

NC: Shut up, Quake, we get it, you’re a “good champ.” Geez.

Quake: Someone’s mad. Also, it’s “beyond god tier.”

NC: *shakes head*

Alrighty, everyone, I’ve called today’s meeting because it’s time to open another five star!

NXS: We know.

Oooookay then, everyone, place your bets now.

Quake: 10 units says mutant.

NC: I second.

NXS: I third

Nice to know you all agree on something for once.

Quake: Ha ha, very funny

NXS: 100 units he pulls the other Cyclops

NC: The blue one?

NXS: Yes, the blue one. What other Cyclops would I be talking about?

Quake: Who are you making this bet with?

NXS: Both of you.

NC: You’re betting 200 units on him pulling the other Cyclops? I’ll take that bet.

Quake: Ditto

Bets placed?

Quake: Yes.

Alright then, let’s spin the crystal!
*crystal starts spinning*
Please not a mutant, Please not a mutant, Please not a mutant, Please not a mutant!
*taps crystal*

Quake: It’s a mutant

NC: Nick Fury?

*crystal stops*

Quake: You’re kidding

NC: This is a joke, right?

Quake: It has to be. There’s no way that this is real.

NXS: *coughs* Pay up.

NC: *grumbles* Here, have your units.

NXS: Quake?

Quake: Yeah, yeah, here you go.

Seriously? Seriously!? I go through all of this work not for one, but BOTH CYCLOPES? I quit.

*Closes MCOC*

Comments

  • Rerun_9Rerun_9 Member Posts: 109 ★
    Is this from experience...?
    😂
  • TaZ_4178TaZ_4178 Member Posts: 506 ★★
    My condolences... but great story! Lol
  • SiriusBreakSiriusBreak Member, Guardian Posts: 2,156 Guardian
    @SpideyFunko welcome to the club, lol. Both of mine are at R1 and will likely remain there until the end of MCoC. That is, unless they happen to do a full overhaul of one (or both). It is frustrating to get one of them. To get both.... you start to question reality 😂😂😂. Ahhh, better to laugh than get mad. After all, if you can't laugh at your own misfortunes, someone else is bound to do it for you 😉.
  • shadow_lurker22shadow_lurker22 Member Posts: 3,245 ★★★★★
    Too much effectiveness
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
    SiriusBreak said:

    @SpideyFunko welcome to the club, lol. Both of mine are at R1 and will likely remain there until the end of MCoC. That is, unless they happen to do a full overhaul of one (or both). It is frustrating to get one of them. To get both.... you start to question reality 😂😂😂. Ahhh, better to laugh than get mad. After all, if you can't laugh at your own misfortunes, someone else is bound to do it for you 😉.

    I was pretty mad at first, but then it just became a joke with my other friend because we’ve both been shafted by these crystals. That’s also why I made the story, to make a big joke out of it. And to provide some relief from the “said champ needs a buff/nerf” and all of the depressing stuff on here.
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
    Rerun_9 said:

    Is this from experience...?
    😂

    Sadly, yes.
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
    edited December 2019
    shadow_lurker22 said:

    Too much effectiveness

    I’m very confused. What do you mean by too much effectiveness?
  • Rerun_9Rerun_9 Member Posts: 109 ★
    Cyclops is highly effective for AW offense 😂
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
    Rerun_9 said:

    Cyclops is highly effective for AW offense 😂

    Both of them?
  • RakeYoungRakeYoung Member Posts: 474 ★★★
    edited December 2019
    who is NXS supposed to be?

    Edit: Never mind, its New Xavier School, i figured it out.
  • Animejay70Animejay70 Member Posts: 400 ★★★
    SpideyFunko said:

    Rerun_9 said:

    Cyclops is highly effective for AW offense 😂

    Both of them?
    one of the moderators said that a while back. been a running joke ever since.
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
    Animejay70 said:

    SpideyFunko said:

    Rerun_9 said:

    Cyclops is highly effective for AW offense 😂

    Both of them?
    one of the moderators said that a while back. been a running joke ever since.
    Makes sense.
  • SpideyFunkoSpideyFunko Member Posts: 21,954 ★★★★★
    RakeYoung said:

    who is NXS supposed to be?

    Edit: Never mind, its New Xavier School, i figured it out.

    Sorry about that, confused some other people too. Tried to make it as clear as possible.
  • EthanGamerEthanGamer Member Posts: 357 ★
    I thought nxs was supposed to be dxs but auto corrected. Good story though, such a if it actually happens to someone.
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