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Dedicated to Brian Grant; No units for crystals baby.

theMercenarytheMercenary Posts: 643 ★★★
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-NO UNITS FOR CRYSTALS BABY-

There I did a serious mistake listen it is fun.
I was grinding for months to an abyss run
Season is ending, AQ ain’t fun
“No units for crystals baby”

Wanted to shut up my inner voice
I won’t die if I get some rejoice
Kabam just released Doom crystals, noice
“No units for crystals baby”

I am a player so stingy about spend
Not wasting any energy till the end
Free units are very welcome for my tend
“No units for crystals baby”

An evil question is in my head “what if?”
Mephisto would’ve scared if he heard it
Not a cool idea, or is it?
“No units for crystals baby”

Finally silenced my angel inside
Now it has turned into a tempt wide
Suicides are worthless and act 6 can wait
Abyss? Oh you need a doctor doom for it

Seatin is opening and he gets lucky
What ceo luck do you lack-y
Maybe this is your moment for being a shiny
Come on baby.. just open it

Opened every crystals one by one
Dorky said I like spinning until done
Tried PEP method for some time
Why this is not happening!!?

Get nothing but some golds and shards
Duped my diablo for a hundred times
Expected to get one horseman of the abyss
Now I’m getting into a real piss!
No one would’ve thought this is gonna be
How can’t you just give a champ to this wannabe?
What was the rule of being a f2p
“No units for crystals baby”

**Dedicated to; Brian Grant

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    Colonaut123Colonaut123 Posts: 3,091 ★★★★★
    I opened one back in December. It troll-over from a 4* Doom to a 3* Vision AOU. Most painful spending of units ever.
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    theMercenarytheMercenary Posts: 643 ★★★
    Colonaut123 said:

    I opened one back in December. It troll-over from a 4* Doom to a 3* Vision AOU. Most painful spending of units ever.

    I felt like this man sorry 😂😂

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    ljballer22ljballer22 Posts: 151 ★

    I very rarely ever spend units on the featured crystals. I might have bought maybe 6 or 7 total before the 5 I got yesterday. However, I tried for Doom, and pulled a 3*. At least I can finally use a 3* AG before it expires.
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    EpistriatusEpistriatus Posts: 1,248 ★★★★
    It’s all rng, I bought one last night, got my 1st 6* dupe:



    Kudos for the song/rhyme btw 👍😎
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    theMercenarytheMercenary Posts: 643 ★★★
    ljballer22 said:


    I very rarely ever spend units on the featured crystals. I might have bought maybe 6 or 7 total before the 5 I got yesterday. However, I tried for Doom, and pulled a 3*. At least I can finally use a 3* AG before it expires.

    First I hate you and envy you.
    Second you got your 5* doom are you ok dude? Stop mocking with me geeezzzzz
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    theMercenarytheMercenary Posts: 643 ★★★
    Epistriatus said:

    It’s all rng, I bought one last night, got my 1st 6* dupe:



    Kudos for the song/rhyme btw 👍😎

    @DorkLessons should see it ha :))
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    RiderofHellRiderofHell Posts: 4,400 ★★★★★
    Wasted 6k of units and all i got to show for was 3* doom while i duped 2 5* thor rags and RR and pulled Colossus. Make matters worse 2 ppl in my alliance pulled 6* Doom 😡😡😡
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    theMercenarytheMercenary Posts: 643 ★★★
    RiderofHell said:

    Wasted 6k of units and all i got to show for was 3* doom while i duped 2 5* thor rags and RR and pulled Colossus. Make matters worse 2 ppl in my alliance pulled 6* Doom 😡😡😡

    We won’t get any doom soon dude. I accepted that truth.
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