mcoc haiku 俳句

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Negative_100

The Convention Clash
The Infinity Thanos
He's so annoying

-Negative_100
Convention Clash Infinity Thanos Haiku

DrZola

The elite can claim
Thronebreaker—but Phonebreaker?
Everyone’s title.

Dr. Zola

Crcrcrc

I can't even do
legendary mode because
I'm not level 55

Kill_Grey

Vengeance sure is mine!
Quaked and aftershocked he lay;
That troublesome Doom.
All these Quakers say
Oh, you should just use quake
I wish I could quake tho
Five-star have I not;
So I continue to hunt;
Soon enough, she'll come.

It's finally come;
The featured crystals made sure;
Time to break some ground!

Kill_Grey

There once was a Spider Man
Who had many a fan
He may be bad
But I am glad
That he is in the game
Ignore this I forgot the limerick rules

What are the rules?

SpideyFunko

There once was a Spider Man
Who had many a fan
He may be bad
But I am glad
That he is in the game
Ignore this I forgot the limerick rules
What are the rules?

it’s an AABBA pattern, Crcrcrc’s had a AABBC pattern

Kill_Grey

There once was a Spider Man
Who had many a fan
He may be bad
But I am glad
That he is in the game
Ignore this I forgot the limerick rules
What are the rules?
it’s an AABBA pattern, Crcrcrc’s had a AABBC pattern

Lol, no idea what that means.

SpideyFunko

There once was a Spider Man
Who had many a fan
He may be bad
But I am glad
That he is in the game
Ignore this I forgot the limerick rules
What are the rules?
it’s an AABBA pattern, Crcrcrc’s had a AABBC pattern
Lol, no idea what that means.

the first two lines and the last one need to rhyme. His didn’t.

Kill_Grey

There once was a Spider Man
Who had many a fan
He may be bad
But I am glad
That he is in the game
Ignore this I forgot the limerick rules
What are the rules?
it’s an AABBA pattern, Crcrcrc’s had a AABBC pattern
Lol, no idea what that means.
the first two lines and the last one need to rhyme. His didn’t.

I see...
Kinda.

Rookiie

Cosmic Ghost Rider
Best champion of his class
It's not even close

Edit: @KDSuperFlash10

Thicco_Mode

domino. good champ?
or a useless benchwarmer
we will never know

Rap

The game is broken!
It needs fixed pretty quickly!
Or people will quit!

JragonMaster170

Civil Warrior
You united the contest
But you are weak trash

DPXFistheGOAT

RNG giveth
RNG taketh away
I hate RNG

Rookiie

RNG giveth
RNG taketh away
I hate RNG

Haiku of the month 🤣

Manny_petty

Claire the best mystic
what does doom have to compare
He dies in a hole

Rouger4

My six stars:

Most Effective champ
Zippy sappy power sting
RIP Chadwick

Crcrcrc

For all you newcomers into this thread, the rule is

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
How tf can I determine which statement will have 5, 7 and 5 syllables. I was never good with this. Is there a technique for it?
Write random garbage until it makes sense

The very best champ
I’m sure you all know him well
It’s Immortal Hulk
You sure about that?
His ingame alter ego
Is even better.

I know it's not particularly true, lol. I'm just looking for ideas

How dare you think that
Immortal Hulk isn’t best
You are incorrect

ẞlооd

Units had galore
But now there is nothing more
I guess I just suck

Kill_Grey

For all you newcomers into this thread, the rule is

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
How tf can I determine which statement will have 5, 7 and 5 syllables. I was never good with this. Is there a technique for it?
Write random garbage until it makes sense

The very best champ
I’m sure you all know him well
It’s Immortal Hulk
You sure about that?
His ingame alter ego
Is even better.

I know it's not particularly true, lol. I'm just looking for ideas

How dare you think that
Immortal Hulk isn’t best
You are incorrect

Yeah, comment got deleted apparently