The most disgusting luck I've ever seen

Warning: crystal luck may cause nausea, chills, mood swings, sudden loss of bowel movement, fatigue, uncontrollable rage, and pain in the chest and groin. Ask your doctor to see if opening MCOC crystals is right for you.

Decided to drop an Odin on the ~~second of~~ fourth of July offers. I've been hunting for Doom for a long time now so I picked mystic, but of course I'm not actually going to get...

Huh. Okay, let's double down. I'm also after Warlock, so I'll pick Tech next. When it comes up ****, I can just stop and walk away.

Hello. Although I was hoping for Warlock, awakening Guardian is actually the second best possibility: I've been contemplating taking him to R3 if I could awaken him and sig him up. Now what? Before I do anything, I should pick up the unit offers. I don't quite have enough to get to the 10k offer: I need 15k units. I'll just open a million BC of Thronebreaker arena crystals and hope to get at least a thousand units or so. Average is about 1900-2000, so I hopefully should be fine.

Uh, yeah. Okay, I'll take that. Time to choose:

The 2020 crystal has by far the best champs. But the featured crystal has a high chance of pulling a new champ (I'm missing 14 of the 24 options) and it has a champ I really want: Shang-Chi. Statistically speaking I should get at least two new champs, and as a bonus four shots at Shang-Chi. Probably not the best choice, but at this point I'm already ahead of the curve, so let's roll the dice.

In fact, let's go all in. Grab that skill cat and let's go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOv6eKTASmM

Yes, I know, and I'm sorry.

...

Not really though.

I don't even know what I'm supposed to do next. Cashing out now seems to be the smart thing to do, but then again would I be wondering forever if I didn't continue to push my luck. Will have to contemplate. Anyway, good luck to everyone taking the plunge on the J4 offers. Everyone gets lucky eventually, apparently, hope today's your day.

Comments

SpideyFunko

that is absolutely filthy jesus

BuffBeast

Ah, so you’re the one who took all the luck so I end up with OGBP

Demonzfyre

Opened 4 featureds from the shards I got from offers.

Rockypantherx

Your luck is absolutely filthy

Definitely take up that guardian, really like mine at R3, although I definitely want his sig higher than 71

Horror_punk

You got enough champs to put resources till cyber Monday lol
Great pulls bud

ChaosMax1012

Damn.

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Santa_Psyche

Have you always been this lucky

psp742

Congratulations DNA3000.. truly filthy luck..

Real_Madrid_76_2

That guardian the flexing me

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DawsMan

Damn. I dropped 1750 units on cavs cuz I needed iso, got a dupe on my six star Ultron, new 5 star super skrull, cable, havok, luke cage four star dupes and ofc insignificant 3 stars.

redsoxpatsfan89

Thats some insane luck. I really wanted shang chi Although i will say i did ok myself. And i had an AG for Angela

And i awakened these 2

Ctuchik

Not to bad for me either. And I didnt whale out to much tbh

DNA3000

Congratulations DNA3000.. truly filthy luck..

I am never this lucky. The guy whose job it is to rig my crystals with mediocrity took the weekend off this year.

DNA3000

This is pretty incredible. For someone who’s played a long time (and ensured plenty of disappointment), you must have been shocked to see it.

Makes my little Torch/CGR/Void 6* run seem small by comparison.

Congrats!

Dr. Zola

Torch CGR Void is a pretty stellar streak of good luck as well. That could keep you off the booze till Christmas.

Although I will say my luck didn't end there. First the game decided to have a little fun with me:

Just in case anyone forgot this was a Marvel game. Marvel Contest of Marvelous Marvel Marvels.

And then just to make sure I knew the game was never, ever going to be this kind ever again:

Although I will say that looking around in posts and videos, this seems to have been a much luckier weekend than average.