Mine has started an all out war in my roster between Captain Marvel and Heimdall, then proceded to try and bite off Blade’s head. He is a nuisance and deserves to be disposed of.
Mine ate my carnage and tried to eat domino,medusa and magik and bit my arm off. Poor domino, medusa and magik. They were so scared of him and now theyre afraid of all symbiotes
He stole my credit card and went to PetSmart. He ended up buying a lifetime supply of Meow Mix and Iams. He then ate the neighbor and his cat, even though he already had Meow Mix.....Was he expecting it to be cat flavored?
That was pretty hilarious, unless you like cats and hate people being eaten
He ate the cake for my birthday, also the chocolate, also he almost attack my little sister,he virused my laptop, also he ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me.So I beaten him with a stick and ate even the stick.
He ate the cake for my birthday, also the chocolate, also he almost attack my little sister,he virused my laptop, also he ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me.So I beaten him with a stick and ate even the stick.
SYMBIOID ABUSE!!!!
Someone needs to call Symbiod Protective Services.
Well, the FBI came to my house.....I told them I had nothing to do with the neighbor's disappearance...then Symba took a poo in the backyard and apparently he forgot how to chew his food.....I'm soon to be put in maximum security at Alcatraz. I was charged with breaking and entering, 2nd degree murder, and....since when did they actually charge you with loitering???
lol I’m going to Goulburn jail in NSW, Australia for arson because my symbioid used my car do destroy the 7/11 and I had titanium licence plates and they survived the explosion. My friend is also gonna end me when I get out.
Man my symbioid is an anarchy fan. I just heard while I was in prison that he stole a mini gun from a military base and is laying waste to the capital (Australian spelling). At least I’m being cleared of all charge and the prime minister is a bit of an idiot so that’s okay
He left an uppper decker at my mother-in-law’s house. Then he ate well after midnight & spawned a bunch of friends that he dunked in her pool. The whole gang thrashed the house, left a bunch of gooey chrysalis pods everywhere, and ruined Christmas.
He ate the cake for my birthday, also the chocolate, also he almost attack my little sister,he virused my laptop, also he ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me.So I beaten him with a stick and ate even the stick.
SYMBIOID ABUSE!!!!
Someone needs to call Symbiod Protective Services.
Why,he likes it,that how mine feels loved,he is a strange one.Also he started a revolution at my school and almost ate my teacher's brain.When I came home he wanted to eat a tree,he still isn't stopping.
He alienated all my 1*, 2* 3*, 4* and even a bunch of my 5* by quickly surpassing them as a lonely, unduped 1*. It would have been OK if he'd been more modest about it, but no, he had to brag and show off. Didn't help that he singlehandedly took down symbiote difficulty either. Even some of my maxed 5* got miffed by that and said he couldn't have done so without use of perfomance enhancing boosts unavailable to the rest of them.
Long story short, the rest of my team will walk unless I sell him.
Mine stole my car and wallet, went to a gas station, bought beef jerky and camo, came back in a new truck with a rifle and for some reason started speaking in a southern accent.
Well, the FBI came to my house.....I told them I had nothing to do with the neighbor's disappearance...then Symba took a poo in the backyard and apparently he forgot how to chew his food.....I'm soon to be put in maximum security at Alcatraz. I was charged with breaking and entering, 2nd degree murder, and....since when did they actually charge you with loitering???
lol I’m going to Goulburn jail in NSW, Australia for arson because my symbioid used my car do destroy the 7/11 and I had titanium licence plates and they survived the explosion. My friend is also gonna end me when I get out.
If it’s in Australia you’d just be upside down all day.
Mine stole my car and wallet, went to a gas station, bought beef jerky and camo, came back in a new truck with a rifle and for some reason started speaking in a southern accent.
Your's came back with a truck and a gun to.More exactly the gun was a SCAR and in the back of the truck where a couple of Chug Jugs,he got them from John Wick.
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That was pretty hilarious, unless you like cats and hate people being eaten
Someone needs to call Symbiod Protective Services.
lol I’m going to Goulburn jail in NSW, Australia for arson because my symbioid used my car do destroy the 7/11 and I had titanium licence plates and they survived the explosion. My friend is also gonna end me when I get out.
Why,he likes it,that how mine feels loved,he is a strange one.Also he started a revolution at my school and almost ate my teacher's brain.When I came home he wanted to eat a tree,he still isn't stopping.
Long story short, the rest of my team will walk unless I sell him.
If it’s in Australia you’d just be upside down all day.
Your's came back with a truck and a gun to.More exactly the gun was a SCAR and in the back of the truck where a couple of Chug Jugs,he got them from John Wick.
Then made me go through the misery of pulling them