thats strange, mine has been a little angel so far... Guess I'm just a better caretaker then you guys
No your Symbiote is plotting to kill you in your sleep. According to the caretakers manual, of your Symbiote is too well behaved it’s likely planning something
My little symbiote escaped tonight, little guy must have been hungry. He's been craving electrical cables, he infiltrated the main office and found his way to Kabam's server room and started munching on whatever he could find.
My symbiote is not amazing and not great he s*#!$ on the bed and next to the litter box and pees in the water bowl, but on the other side he can do a back flip! Still good right?...Right?
Important update: My symbioid is no longer pretending to shoot webs. He actually IS shooting webs. Just got shot when I walked in my house. He’s laughing at me as I write this
Now my Symbiote came to work with me, ate my boss, and is now calling in each employee one at a time for a...private chat...it’s alright. I never liked Derick anyways 🤷🏻♂️
My Symbiote bonded with my 5 star Iron Patriot and now calls himself Venomous Patriot and he is the best champion in the game. He managed to go into Labyrinth of Legends and kill everyone in one hit. I think this is a good thing.
He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time
He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time
Those must be fake Deadpools the real one obviously can fly.
He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time
Those must be fake Deadpools the real one obviously can fly.
No I assure you it’s the real one. Only the real Deadpool sounds like that when he’s reconstructing his body from a puddle. At least it keeps my little Buddy happy… like a toddler watching Sesame Street
I left it alone while I went to work... I came home to see my house perfectly fine... Well the door at least... Everything else is destroyed.... At least I can walk thru the doorway ? 😂
My symboid only eats McDonalds fries and nothing else. If I attempt to feed him something else he runs away and robs my local McDonald's, last time he killed one of the employees because he found a chicken nugget in his fries. Also if I'm eating some and dont give him any he attacks me and steals my fries. He has gotten overweight and never does anything anymore.
Since my little guy is full grown now, I had to have the birds & bees talk with him. Problem is he didn't understand and now all he wants to eat are bees and birds. SMH.
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No your Symbiote is plotting to kill you in your sleep. According to the caretakers manual, of your Symbiote is too well behaved it’s likely planning something
Mine brought down the game servers
You’re gonna win that one
Symbioids can’t enter act 5 mwahahaha
Everyone else was talking about their symbioid, you might want to get that looked at....
What a goofball
He’s instead talking to Deadpool about the legend of “Godpool” and now Wade thinks he can fly. This is the 7th Deadpool carcass I’ve had to clean off my front porch and it’s the same one every time
Those must be fake Deadpools the real one obviously can fly.
No I assure you it’s the real one. Only the real Deadpool sounds like that when he’s reconstructing his body from a puddle. At least it keeps my little Buddy happy… like a toddler watching Sesame Street
Edit: gosh dangit he hacked into my kabam account....