Marvel Contest of Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody Parody)

JohnHSJohnHS Posts: 508 ★★★
This is a song I wrote, partially inspired by Prof Hoff, KT1, and Lagacy, sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. Unfortunately I wasn't able to make a recording of it. (If anyone wants to do so and post it here, that'd be dope). Just kind of a silly little thing I did for fun. Now that I'm finally out of jail, I thought I'd share. Enjoy (or don't)! Here's a Karaoke piano to sing along with if you like.



[Intro]
Is this a real game? This just mobility?
Caught in arena, no escape from MCOC
Pop your crystals, look up to your gold, and see (that)
I'm just a poor boy, so I must play for free
Because the price is wrong, never low, far too high, what a blow
The way RNG goes really does matter to me, to me

[Verse 1]
Tivan, just killed you, man
Put Stark’s webs against your head, threw my special, now your dead
Tivan, Act Five had just begun
But now I've become u-u-uncollected
Tivan, ooh, didn't mean to use revives
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, exploration’s too much effort

[Verse 2]
Too late, Act Six has come
Sends shivers down my spine, fingers aching all the time
Goodbye, enjoyment, I've got Six Point Two,
Gotta leave it all behind and face the Champ
Champion, ooh (The way RNG goes)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I wasn’t Cavalier at all

[Verse 3]
I see a little silhouetto of KABAM
Cavalier, Cavalier, will you fight the Grandmaster?
Six Point Four's fighting, very, very frightening me
(Ghosting it all) Quake is better, (Ghosting it all) Quake is better, Ghosting it all; on we go ... MagnetOh No!!
But I'm just a poor boy, gotta play for free
He's just a poor boy from a poor ally
Spare him from fun and interactivity
En Dwi Gast, En Dwi Gast, will you let me pass?
Grandmaster! No, he will not let you pass
(Let him pass!) Grandmaster! He will not let you pass
(Let him pass!) Grandmaster! He will not let you pass
(Let me pass) Will not let you pass
(Let me pass) Will not let you pass
(Let me pass) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Fun ‘n interactive, interactive) interactive, fun, oh no!
Dormammu has a degen set aside for me, for me, for me!

[Verse 4]
So you think you can nerf me until I cry?
So you think you can bug me and leave me to die?
Oh, Miikey, can't do this to me, Miikey!
Just gotta buff Mags, just gotta buff Mags to god tier!

[Outro]
RNG really matters, we Summoners can see
RNG really matters
RNG really matters to me
(Let’s hope for good crystal pulls)


Still not super satisfied with Verse 4.

Comments

  • TerraTerra Posts: 2,048 ★★★★
    Ooh very nicely done. Good work OP. Always been a fan of Bohemian myself
  • WîndšpäveWîndšpäve Posts: 287
    I never have this much free time
  • Midnite93Midnite93 Posts: 2,385 ★★★★
    Lmfaooooooo this was too gold
  • EtjamaEtjama Posts: 1,465 ★★★
    You took the best song in the history of music and made it for me. This sent a year down my face. It was beautiful. 😢
  • JohnHSJohnHS Posts: 508 ★★★

    I never have this much free time

    Insomnia gives you lots of time to think of lyrics
  • Thecrusher_9756Thecrusher_9756 Posts: 680 ★★★
    This is actually really good lol
  • Elad17Elad17 Posts: 113
    I am honestly impressed #BOHEMIAN KABAMESY
  • SummonerNRSummonerNR Posts: 2,594 ★★★
    The drowsy single key piano accompaniment actually made it hard to follow along with your own lyrics. A lot of time I could not tell where at in the song the piano playing was at. And yes, I’m a huge Rhapsody fan. Definitely could have used actual Kareoke music to accompany it instead.
    But nice lyrics.
  • JohnHSJohnHS Posts: 508 ★★★

    The drowsy single key piano accompaniment actually made it hard to follow along with your own lyrics. A lot of time I could not tell where at in the song the piano playing was at. And yes, I’m a huge Rhapsody fan. Definitely could have used actual Kareoke music to accompany it instead.
    But nice lyrics.

    Good idea. Here's a better version.
  • SnurrisSnurris Posts: 169
    OP! I’m really impressed. Would love to hear this recorded... nice work!
  • JohnHSJohnHS Posts: 508 ★★★
    Snurris said:

    OP! I’m really impressed. Would love to hear this recorded... nice work!

    Thanks dude. I started a recording, then remembered my recording equipment sucks, and this is actually a pretty tough song.
  • Torah13Torah13 Posts: 121
    Dude you just killed it! That's one of my favorite songs ever. It took me 4 minutes to read the whole lyrics because I played the tune in my head while reading the lyrics with the voice of Mercury. I'd love to see you doing this for other epic songs like Bohemian Rhapsody. Back in Black by AC/DC would be awesome in the memory of Tony Stark.

    Awesome work. Keep it up please.
  • JohnHSJohnHS Posts: 508 ★★★
    Torah13 said:

    Dude you just killed it! That's one of my favorite songs ever. It took me 4 minutes to read the whole lyrics because I played the tune in my head while reading the lyrics with the voice of Mercury. I'd love to see you doing this for other epic songs like Bohemian Rhapsody. Back in Black by AC/DC would be awesome in the memory of Tony Stark.

    Awesome work. Keep it up please.

    Back in Black is a genius idea. A bit of stuff about the Iron Man variants in the game ... def consider it.
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