Mines name is toothy... and he’s been getting along so well with Hyperion and Luke, I haven’t had the heart to talk to him yet... he doesn’t get along with Jericho so well, but that just seems to bring him tighter with the other guys...
Today, we took Lil Steve to the local theme park. We're really trying to let him experience all the fun we can while he's here...
He had his first chocolate dipped waffle cone ice cream, his first cotton candy, and his first candied apple. He even had 3 enormous turkey legs, bone and all. Dude can eat.
They wouldn't let him in the park without clothes, even tho I tried to explain why it was ok. But they have their rules I guess. One lady in the ticket line had an extra shirt she planned on using after the log flume ride and she was nice enough to let Lil Steve have it.
He loved the roller coasters the most. We rode one 3 times in a row. Idk how Tony can handle flying around in that suit but one loop on the coaster is too much for him. He did buy this pic for us from the last ride tho. I'll frame it and put it on the wall w our other family pics.
I get hit on all the time about posting things that are pointless as far as someone in authority is concerned...doesn't contribute contructively? This does though? Hope you find your symbiote!
With as much negativity that goes on it's refreshing to come to the forums and find something that makes you laugh. I find this post very constructive in a way that maybe kabam does in deed hear chunkys plea and allow us to keep our 1* symbiotes (most likely nerfed to 1* stats).
Lil Steve has been really curious about our world so we've been trying to let him experience all the fun stuff we have here. Cap suggested some more educational adventures, of course... So we've been touring DC thanks to Tony. We rented some bicycles to get around since it's so nice outside. Balance isn't Lil Steve's best attribute so he's on a tandem bike w Tony. It's very cute tbh.
Here they are at the Lincoln Memorial. We're headed to the museums next.
Mine just went to the dentist, he had some extra teeth from beating up Venom the Duck, they had to sedate him, he wouldn’t stop struggling. They promised him a plushie of Corvus Glaive and he calmed down though, I think he sees him as an idol
Something kinda cool happened. @RichTheMan mentioned Lil Steve in a video.. Which is awesome. Rich has a really great channel and cool insight on the mcoc world. You should sub. You really should.
BUT... I jokingly said "hey Lil Steve you're famous! Look at all these views!" and showed him the video. Well, that's gone to his head. He's acting very self-important now and what's worse... He's figured out my login to Amazon and that they do same day delivery. While I was at work, he was apparently very busy ordering some props for some photo shoots he scheduled. Not sure where he got his ideas of fame from or why he thinks this is what it looks like... Hell, Idek who's pool this is. I just hope he didn't break anything.
Lil Steve was wondering if maybe you had two accounts and therefore two of his brothers. He also noted that if you do, and your masteries are different on the two accounts... That would account for the differences.
He added, "All my brothers are created equally but can grow in different ways dependent on masteries... And sometimes they get famous, like me... Sometimes they go to parties with super hot ladies. Speaking of which, see ya later Chunk. Don't wait up"
I took toothy into a dungeon today... he had a blast tormenting all those silly “prisoners”... but now he’s really tired, says he’s gonna sleep for 3 days...
Chunky has Lil Steve seen Infinity War or Gremlins yet? I wouldn’t recommend it. My Jimbo saw both in one weekend and thought he would be cooler as an outrider so now he sleeps til midnight, eats all my food, then jumps into the pool hoping to clone himself into an outrider army...I’ve tried to tell him he’s an adaptoid, not an outrider, but he isn’t listening to me : (
Chunky has Lil Steve seen Infinity War or Gremlins yet? I wouldn’t recommend it. My Jimbo saw both in one weekend and thought he would be cooler as an outrider so now he sleeps til midnight, eats all my food, then jumps into the pool hoping to clone himself into an outrider army...I’ve tried to tell him he’s an adaptoid, not an outrider, but he isn’t listening to me : (
Any parenting tips?
Threaten to sell him, works for mine, but Toothless watched Star Wars, and is convinced that he can force choke by forcedly choking someone to death, the idea of being sold into the wild seemed to get him
Chunky has Lil Steve seen Infinity War or Gremlins yet? I wouldn’t recommend it. My Jimbo saw both in one weekend and thought he would be cooler as an outrider so now he sleeps til midnight, eats all my food, then jumps into the pool hoping to clone himself into an outrider army...I’ve tried to tell him he’s an adaptoid, not an outrider, but he isn’t listening to me : (
Any parenting tips?
Threaten to sell him, works for mine, but Toothless watched Star Wars, and is convinced that he can force choke by forcedly choking someone to death, the idea of being sold into the wild seemed to get him
Yeah, but you see, Jimbo hacked my account last week and knows I can’t sell him for two more weeks. Wait, maybe he is just trying to get me extra rewards for selling more of him!
What a great kid : D
Raising a kid, no matter how brutally murderous he is, is the gift that keeps on giving
Chunky has Lil Steve seen Infinity War or Gremlins yet? I wouldn’t recommend it. My Jimbo saw both in one weekend and thought he would be cooler as an outrider so now he sleeps til midnight, eats all my food, then jumps into the pool hoping to clone himself into an outrider army...I’ve tried to tell him he’s an adaptoid, not an outrider, but he isn’t listening to me : (
Any parenting tips?
Threaten to sell him, works for mine, but Toothless watched Star Wars, and is convinced that he can force choke by forcedly choking someone to death, the idea of being sold into the wild seemed to get him
Yeah, but you see, Jimbo hacked my account last week and knows I can’t sell him for two more weeks. Wait, maybe he is just trying to get me extra rewards for selling more of him!
What a great kid : D
Raising a kid, no matter how brutally murderous he is, is the gift that keeps on giving
@chunkyb hope everything is OK as we haven't had an update in awhile. I was hoping Kabam would do the right thing for Lil Steve but it's not looking good.
@chunkyb hope everything is OK as we haven't had an update in awhile. I was hoping Kabam would do the right thing for Lil Steve but it's not looking good.
Honestly, it's been rough. Since the fame bug has bitten him, he's been hanging out with the wrong crowd. He even has an entourage now. Lil Steve has a good heart but the people he's hanging out with just do whatever they want. I don't even feel safe in my own home with them around. They've eaten all my food, my neighbor's dog is missing, and the music is so loud every night that I can't even sleep. I had plenty of pictures taken but one of the entourage broke my camera w his slobber and I've been trying to recover the images ever since.
This is what I woke up to today. Lil Steve is still sleeping off whatever he did last night. Everydamnday it's chimifrigginchangas for breakfast, chimifrigginchangas for lunch, and a liquid dinner.
Everything was fine until Tony and cap had to go back to work for a while. Then Lil Steve comes home one night w all these guys in tow. You can't even speak to the Deadpooloids, they just look at you and make noises. DP has cup-checked me at least 17 times now. Once while I was sleeping, he snuck into my room and sang Unchained Melody. I had to shoot him in the gut to get him to stop. He just laughed and said "that's my kinda girl". Idek what that means. Then he smacked his ass and pirouetted out the door.
Next thing I heard was pots banging in the kitchen and 80s power ballads being belted out above the ruckus.
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He had his first chocolate dipped waffle cone ice cream, his first cotton candy, and his first candied apple. He even had 3 enormous turkey legs, bone and all. Dude can eat.
They wouldn't let him in the park without clothes, even tho I tried to explain why it was ok. But they have their rules I guess. One lady in the ticket line had an extra shirt she planned on using after the log flume ride and she was nice enough to let Lil Steve have it.
He loved the roller coasters the most. We rode one 3 times in a row. Idk how Tony can handle flying around in that suit but one loop on the coaster is too much for him. He did buy this pic for us from the last ride tho. I'll frame it and put it on the wall w our other family pics.
#FreeLilSteve
Here they are at the Lincoln Memorial. We're headed to the museums next.
@RichTheMan mentioned Lil Steve in a video.. Which is awesome. Rich has a really great channel and cool insight on the mcoc world. You should sub. You really should.
BUT... I jokingly said "hey Lil Steve you're famous! Look at all these views!" and showed him the video. Well, that's gone to his head. He's acting very self-important now and what's worse... He's figured out my login to Amazon and that they do same day delivery. While I was at work, he was apparently very busy ordering some props for some photo shoots he scheduled. Not sure where he got his ideas of fame from or why he thinks this is what it looks like... Hell, Idek who's pool this is. I just hope he didn't break anything.
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He added, "All my brothers are created equally but can grow in different ways dependent on masteries... And sometimes they get famous, like me... Sometimes they go to parties with super hot ladies. Speaking of which, see ya later Chunk. Don't wait up"
Any parenting tips?
Threaten to sell him, works for mine, but Toothless watched Star Wars, and is convinced that he can force choke by forcedly choking someone to death, the idea of being sold into the wild seemed to get him
Yeah, but you see, Jimbo hacked my account last week and knows I can’t sell him for two more weeks. Wait, maybe he is just trying to get me extra rewards for selling more of him!
What a great kid : D
Raising a kid, no matter how brutally murderous he is, is the gift that keeps on giving
Giving out more and more of those titles
Honestly, it's been rough. Since the fame bug has bitten him, he's been hanging out with the wrong crowd. He even has an entourage now. Lil Steve has a good heart but the people he's hanging out with just do whatever they want. I don't even feel safe in my own home with them around. They've eaten all my food, my neighbor's dog is missing, and the music is so loud every night that I can't even sleep. I had plenty of pictures taken but one of the entourage broke my camera w his slobber and I've been trying to recover the images ever since.
Everything was fine until Tony and cap had to go back to work for a while. Then Lil Steve comes home one night w all these guys in tow. You can't even speak to the Deadpooloids, they just look at you and make noises. DP has cup-checked me at least 17 times now. Once while I was sleeping, he snuck into my room and sang Unchained Melody. I had to shoot him in the gut to get him to stop. He just laughed and said "that's my kinda girl". Idek what that means. Then he smacked his ass and pirouetted out the door.
Next thing I heard was pots banging in the kitchen and 80s power ballads being belted out above the ruckus.