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Zoddymam
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Hello.
I was beamed into space by envading aliens and while I was being violated by their alien probe they managed to hack my account and install a mod that was going to be used to hypnotize all mcoc players in hopes to start the enslavement of human race.
Fortunately i managed to fight off the aliens by sweet talking the female alien guard outside my cell and managed to disintegrate the envading crew after a battle to the death and getting my hands on an alien ray gun. During my crash landing from outer space and the chaos of the night i quickly realized i needed to log on to mcoc or lose my monthly reward streak totally forgetting the alien mod put on my device. Please kabam have heart and unban me.
I was beamed into space by envading aliens and while I was being violated by their alien probe they managed to hack my account and install a mod that was going to be used to hypnotize all mcoc players in hopes to start the enslavement of human race.
Fortunately i managed to fight off the aliens by sweet talking the female alien guard outside my cell and managed to disintegrate the envading crew after a battle to the death and getting my hands on an alien ray gun. During my crash landing from outer space and the chaos of the night i quickly realized i needed to log on to mcoc or lose my monthly reward streak totally forgetting the alien mod put on my device. Please kabam have heart and unban me.
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Thief: So you play this game Marvel Contest of Champions?
Me: So? Give me my phone back.
Thief: And you have 9505 units.
Me: Look dude, give me my phone back and this will end here, or else
Thief: How about this.
He proceeded to click the buy button and purchased 10 Blade featured Grandmaster crystals and pop them and got absolutely nothing but three stars and a four star Howard the Duck.
Me: Why did you do that? I was saving those units for my LoL run.
Thief: Now back off.
Me: What the hell? Give me me phone back.
Instead of doing that he proceeded to click buy and bought another 10 of the same crystals and pop them open.
Me: Blade?
Thief: Naw, all three stars.
Me: Why the hell did you do that? That’s 6000 freaking units.
Thief: Now leave.
Me: Not without my phone.
Thief: Last chance.
Me: Give me my phone back.
He bought another 10 freaking crystals and pop them open again.
Me: Blade?
Thief: Yes
Me: Well at least I got him.
Thief: It’s a three star version though.
Me: What the hell dude! That’s units for at least two paths of Labyrinth?
Thief: Warned you.
With only 505 units left, I decided to go for broke and launch at him. A left hook followed by a right uppercut knock him back and like in a typical Korean drama scene, I caught my phone in mid-air after it had fell out of the thief’s hand while he was falling backwards.
Unfortunately I realize that while the thief was falling, he had hit his head on the wall and was out cold. I panic and booted.
So Kabam as you can see, I was a victim of a crime and didn’t meant to spend 9000 units on Blade Grandmaster featured crystals so can I ask that you refund me my units spend?
It's funny cause I regularly deal with people pleading to be unbanned on reddit and I swear 99/100 times it's "but my friend logged in and said all those nasty things not me!"
Every. Single. Time.
It's equivalent to telling a cop "you only had 2 beers" if he asks you how much you had to drink. Pro tip, if you're gonna be stupid enough to get behind the wheel after drinking don't tell a cop you only had 2 beers, that automatically tells him you've had 5+.
Then the nice hacker proceeded to beat rol& lol&boss rush & the goldblum challenge for me and i got me bunch of champions in the process but I don't know how they got into my account maybe they read my mind or spied on me.
I didn't pay the anything, nope nope nope I don't know how they got in or why they would beat for me considering they are a stranger so unban me please.
Or I didn't know there was a specific exploit that requires involves me bringing doc oc into that quest I only ran it once please believe me. Takes screenshot it shows YouTube and watched list , shows inventory I got all this naturally please don't ban me for doing it once and ranking up tons of champions ignore the screenshots.
A ghost got into my phone while I was out and was kind enough to beat the content and left a voicemail for me but I don't have it anymore please believe I wouldn't lie crosses fingers while downloading mod tools.
For my birthday my significant other or family member stole my phone and beat all content for me then I logged on.
Santa gave me an early Christmas a new phone with the game downloaded and everything beat for me at level 20 with my tops at 1k.