My Battle With UC Diablo
Hamin
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All right, team. We're here. I'll be upfront with you guys, I have no idea what to expect.
Domino: You didn't watch any videos?
No. Well... Just the Trucos one showing off the characters and stuff.
Dom: *rolls her eyes* Seatin and the other guys go out of their way to prepare you... and you don't even bother?
I got distracted. Cartoon Network Match Game is addictive.
Dom: God, you're an idiot.
Yeah, ok. Whatever. Anyway, thanks for doing all the hard work to get us here, Domino. You and Sabretooth really handled up.
Dom: I'm at 56% health. Thanks...
Sabretooth, how many furies you got left?
ST: last persistent on the next fight and 13 passive.
Ok, good. Domino, you're up first.
Dom: What? Why?
You have the least health. I have no idea how this guy functions.
Dom: You ###hole.
Get in there, toots.
<fight>
WTF was that? What happened?
Dom: #### you.
Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.
Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS
<fight>
WTAF? He has more health now.
Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.
He. Has. More. Health.
Dom: Way to go, burrito.
Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.
Goddamit. Sabretooth, you're up. He's at 91%. Remember, last charge... so make it count.
<fight>
HOLY ####! Good job. He's at 48%.
ST: That damn Prince cosplayer and his damn unstoppable bull####.
Yeah, I know, bud. But, at least it's not Darkhawk again.
ST: #### that guy.
All right... Domino, ready for a revive?
Void: Woah! I'm at full health. WTF, dude?
Ehhhh. You're more of a slow burn. Don't think you'll... goddammit, Void... Get back here.
<fight>
Wow. I am impressed. I thought you had him.
Void: He was at 1% after the 5 hit and at the sp1. No, 1% bug my ass.
It's all right. We still have Killmonger. KM, you ready? Killmonger? Where did he go?
Dom: Oh, he fell asleep at Ultron.
ST: I'll go get him. *brings KM back*
Dude... seriously?
KM: What? You only bring me along for synergies. I had a long night.
I'm bringing Sparky or Venom next time.
ST: No! You can't!
KM: Yeah... wouldn't want your golden child to lose his precious synergy, now would you?
Please, STFU. He's at 1%. Parry and 5 hit combo, so I can leave this nightmare.
<fight>
Good job, team. Who's ready for a second run?
Domino: You didn't watch any videos?
No. Well... Just the Trucos one showing off the characters and stuff.
Dom: *rolls her eyes* Seatin and the other guys go out of their way to prepare you... and you don't even bother?
I got distracted. Cartoon Network Match Game is addictive.
Dom: God, you're an idiot.
Yeah, ok. Whatever. Anyway, thanks for doing all the hard work to get us here, Domino. You and Sabretooth really handled up.
Dom: I'm at 56% health. Thanks...
Sabretooth, how many furies you got left?
ST: last persistent on the next fight and 13 passive.
Ok, good. Domino, you're up first.
Dom: What? Why?
You have the least health. I have no idea how this guy functions.
Dom: You ###hole.
Get in there, toots.
<fight>
WTF was that? What happened?
Dom: #### you.
Ok, well... now we know he goes unstoppable and his sp2 is unblockable. Masacre, you're up. He's at 87%.
Masacre: LEEEEEROOOOY JENIKINNNNNSSSSS
<fight>
WTAF? He has more health now.
Mas: I don't know, Jefe. I was just smashing him with my bat and he goes all crazy and stuff.
He. Has. More. Health.
Dom: Way to go, burrito.
Mas: I don't know, man. He like drank some sizzurp or something.
Goddamit. Sabretooth, you're up. He's at 91%. Remember, last charge... so make it count.
<fight>
HOLY ####! Good job. He's at 48%.
ST: That damn Prince cosplayer and his damn unstoppable bull####.
Yeah, I know, bud. But, at least it's not Darkhawk again.
ST: #### that guy.
All right... Domino, ready for a revive?
Void: Woah! I'm at full health. WTF, dude?
Ehhhh. You're more of a slow burn. Don't think you'll... goddammit, Void... Get back here.
<fight>
Wow. I am impressed. I thought you had him.
Void: He was at 1% after the 5 hit and at the sp1. No, 1% bug my ass.
It's all right. We still have Killmonger. KM, you ready? Killmonger? Where did he go?
Dom: Oh, he fell asleep at Ultron.
ST: I'll go get him. *brings KM back*
Dude... seriously?
KM: What? You only bring me along for synergies. I had a long night.
I'm bringing Sparky or Venom next time.
ST: No! You can't!
KM: Yeah... wouldn't want your golden child to lose his precious synergy, now would you?
Please, STFU. He's at 1%. Parry and 5 hit combo, so I can leave this nightmare.
<fight>
Good job, team. Who's ready for a second run?
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I thought about it, but it would have been too similar.
Enjoyed this keep it up my bro, I to feel my dom has very little patience with my many failings.
r3 5* Void: Get in, let presences stack and start to degen the buffet, oops, forgot Unstoppable, dead.
r1 6* CAIW: Unstoppable? lulz, what unstoppable? Let me introduce you to mah SP3!
I've done 2 runs against Rulk, same result both times:
r3 5* Void: I'M THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!
*dances back and forth, waiting for presences to stack, oh, the heal reverse was the 5th one to go up, wow he has something like 30 stacks of regen and wow look at him melt now!*
https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread#latest
Hilarious!!
Believe it or not, this was how the fight went down.
I've done several more just in a single thread.
https://forums.playcontestofchampions.com/en/discussion/116959/a-summoner-and-his-champions-collective-thread#latest